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Old 04-22-2012, 03:43 PM   #1
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Batting CleanUP!!

20 hamburgers says I get tagged out at 3rd.

and the punch line IS.....

C it's Not funny.

Did we forget about the "ham burglar"
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Old 04-22-2012, 06:43 PM   #2
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And you wanna hear something I THINK is really cool.. when I played base ball as a kid I never got a hit but when I play softball for this church team called 'the saints' I used to get a shot right up short stop every time..
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Old 04-24-2012, 05:32 PM   #3
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The Blood of Jesus 'Wind Shield Wiper'

On my fore head is a wind shield wiper,
Kind of like what you'd call for a baby a diaper,
It wipes away all the dirt that's on my mind,
It takes my insanity and makes me clean and fine,
Oh Yes the Blood of Jesus makes me shine,
I do believe I should act a little more kind,
Please don't cast me out to the drop of a dime,
The facts are clear and I know I'm wretched,
So spell it out and I'll go fetch it...

y-f-t-p

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Old 04-24-2012, 08:34 PM   #4
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:40 AM   #5
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No, JBK - I don't want to hear anything from you.
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:04 AM   #6
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*snort*

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Old 04-25-2012, 01:26 PM   #7
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Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:30 PM   #8
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JBK, stop it.

I've been on your side. I felt that you had more to offer than fire and brimstone. I cannot condone what you said. But it could have been OK, a learning moment for you as you try to become more social again (as you've said) and you're making it worse.

So stop, OK? You were wrong.
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:49 PM   #9
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OK but only because YOU said so...
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Old 04-25-2012, 02:29 PM   #10
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Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.
Let me get this straight. You're better than us because we've called attention to hateful things you've posted--and therefore we're all going to hell? How crazy/stupid do you have to be in order for that to make sense? Are you playing a character--trolling this board...??? You can't be real.
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

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Old 04-25-2012, 04:55 PM   #11
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I'm not saying I better than anyone just 'pushing the limits' just to see what I can learn most of the research I've done on the net I can apply to my daily life and I am a student of life so why do you care?? Or do you??
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Old 04-25-2012, 05:00 PM   #12
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Old 04-25-2012, 11:08 PM   #13
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So did you learn anything? I see no evidence of that, and I don't believe that you have any interest in doing that. I call bullshit. I don't even think you believe what you just posted. You posted something that you thought would sound good, something you thought people would like. Quit being such a liar about everything. You won't make any progress based on dishonesty.

"I am a student of life" ... bullshit
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Old 04-26-2012, 07:48 AM   #14
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Old 04-26-2012, 07:49 AM   #15
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I flunked out of the University of Life.
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