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06-06-2011, 02:39 PM
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I can totally pick stuff up with my toes.
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06-06-2011, 02:41 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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an infinite number of things?
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06-06-2011, 02:44 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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lol
Now, tie the bag with your toes and I'll really be infinitely impressed! |
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06-06-2011, 02:47 PM
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My mom always said my toes are like my dad's toes: they look like asparagus. I can pick up a lot of stuff with them.
I don't know if I could tie something. I'll try later and let you know. 
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06-06-2011, 03:04 PM
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The ones I really wanted weren't in stock in my size. But they were in a size down, and I pretended they fit. I mean, shit, my feet bled if new shoes were even in the same house, so why not? Trouble is, 2.5 miles to school isn't quite like tripping down a runway. My feet bled as usual, but my toenails started to turn black. As did some of the skin underneath. And at that age your Mum SEES those things. I got hauled into the Doctors, got a furious telling off (which I did deserve, given the cost of shoes) and my Mum chose my next pair. THEY WERE HIDEOUS! The only slight consolation was that I bled like a stuck pig wearing my new "comfortable" shoes in. Matron even sent a note home. I was walking in shoes filled with blood and flayed heels. But then I'd been doing that before. Anyway, bottom line was I had foot and toe exercises to do. Three times a day, every day. And Mum or Dad had to tick them off. So. I don't have particularly long toes but they are ape-like in that I can pick things up very easily. And being a fat knacker, somethimes it's far easier than bending down!
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06-06-2011, 03:13 PM
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I can pick stuff up with my toes too.
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06-06-2011, 04:48 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Location: South Central...KY that is
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The gorilla does have thumbs...
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06-06-2011, 07:56 PM
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I accept this challenge!
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