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Old 06-29-2011, 09:19 PM   #1
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Waxing your cat--question.

Is it wise?

Should pussies get the Brazilian?

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Old 06-29-2011, 09:27 PM   #2
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what about waxing your dolphin? IS it sinful and degrading? Suppose you are shark curious on halloween, does that automatically make you a shark waxer the rest of the year?
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Old 06-29-2011, 09:30 PM   #3
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Old 06-29-2011, 09:36 PM   #4
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How many gin and tonics am I allowed to have? They're a little on the big side.
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Old 06-29-2011, 10:38 PM   #5
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Old 06-30-2011, 02:51 AM   #7
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Like I said somewhere else, I prefer jaguars.

A tropical jungle type of pussy.

And I might like a cougar, too.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:49 AM   #8
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A tropical jungle type of pussy.
You won't be finding that in France.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:53 AM   #9
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Le chat pense que vous êtes fou.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:58 AM   #10
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Comment avez vous deviné mon état psychiatrique ?
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Old 06-30-2011, 09:02 AM   #12
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Old 06-30-2011, 09:38 AM   #13
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Old 06-30-2011, 09:48 AM   #14
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Old 06-30-2011, 12:01 PM   #15
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Like I said somewhere else, I prefer jaguars.

A tropical jungle type of pussy.

And I might like a cougar, too.
Waxing a cougar is a major pain in the ass. My advise is to stand a safe distance back and spray your cougar with a can of Pledge, then run like hell. The cougar's coat of Pledge will dry as he chases you across the yard. Most cougars will finally roll in the grass trying to rub off the Pledge on their fur, and this will buff up their coats to a nice shine.
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