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Old 04-21-2012, 10:50 PM   #541
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:01 PM   #542
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See if they had followed the instructions there wouldnt have been such big chunks left laying about , just a Nasty Pink mist !!!
Let me say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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Old 04-22-2012, 09:13 AM   #543
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Ya gotta wonder just how fucked up this situation was, that this EVER seemed like a good idea.

I mean, 1 dead 8 ton whale + 1000 pounds of Giant powder does not, repeat, does not = a good idea!

My favorite part:

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...the seagulls, who were supposed to clean things up, were nowhere in sight...
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Old 04-22-2012, 11:11 AM   #544
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There's another version of this event where you can hear people shouting "Oh SHIT!" when the whale parts begin raining down. There is also great general hysteria in the background.
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Old 04-23-2012, 05:05 PM   #545
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A whale won't burn?
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Old 04-23-2012, 05:13 PM   #546
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It takes me a forty pound bag to burn twenty pounds of pork country ribs. How big was this whale? Forty tons? And the thing already stinks, burning stinking shit probably isn't an improvement.

MY 20/20 hindsight wonders why they didn't lasso the tail and have a tugboat drag it out to sea, perhaps aided by a bulldozer to get it moving from the beach and aided by float bags to keep it off the bottom until it was well out of the danger of returning to the beach.

Regardless, you have to admit, they did a great job, just not a great job of moving the whale off the beach. I love this clip.
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Old 04-23-2012, 05:25 PM   #547
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There's another version of this event where you can hear people shouting "Oh SHIT!" when the whale parts penis begin raining down. There is also great general hysteria in the background.
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Old 04-23-2012, 05:26 PM   #548
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Yeah. You can't beat whale confetti at your next party.

I guess burning it would probably smell like rendering fat. So not good, whether the whale stank beforehand or not.

Still, a flamethrower would have been pretty fun.
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Old 04-23-2012, 11:23 PM   #549
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Old 04-24-2012, 05:19 PM   #550
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A whale won't burn?
I don't really know if they'll burn...

But if you rub 'em just right you can make 'em hot.

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Old 04-24-2012, 06:34 PM   #551
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A whale won't burn?
Sure he will--take away his comps!
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Old 04-25-2012, 06:27 PM   #552
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I'm not sure this is the MK19. The sighting system is throwing me off.

But, it's definitely cool.

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Old 04-25-2012, 09:12 PM   #553
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... and everyone near them too!
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:09 PM   #554
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Totally love that one. A keeper.
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