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glatt · 11-22-2018, 05:19 AM

Indeed

Gravdigr · 11-22-2018, 12:52 PM

I've never eaten a pistachio.

Is that nuts, or what?

Clodfobble · 11-22-2018, 05:15 PM

I always think that pistachios are harder to open than they actually are, on average, because whenever the kids eat them they ask me to open the ones they can't manage. So 90% of the shells I open are in the top 10% for difficulty, and it usually puts me off eating them myself.

lumberjim · 11-22-2018, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I've never eaten a pistachio.

Is that nuts, or what?

You should. They're wonderful

glatt · 11-22-2018, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I always think that pistachios are harder to open than they actually are, on average, because whenever the kids eat them they ask me to open the ones they can't manage. So 90% of the shells I open are in the top 10% for difficulty, and it usually puts me off eating them myself.

Plus, sometimes people put the hard to open ones back in the bag, so the later you get to a bag, the harder they are to eat.

Glinda · 11-27-2018, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I've never eaten a pistachio.

Is that nuts, or what?

I saw what you did there.

lumberjim · 11-27-2018, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glinda

I saw what you did there.

but did you catch this one?

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

You should. They're wonderful

Gravdigr · 11-27-2018, 04:22 PM

...Literally.

Glinda · 11-30-2018, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

but did you catch this one?

Sneaky!

Undertoad · 11-30-2018, 08:34 PM

Would you pay 12 bucks for 16 ounces of nuts?

Oh but what if it was the perfect blend of pecans, cashews and pre-shelled pistachios?

i will pay

lumberjim · 12-01-2018, 08:07 AM

I too would pay. Twice. First I'd pay money, then my sphincter would pay because I ate half the bag in one sitting.

Gravdigr · 12-05-2018, 04:58 AM

$12 fer a lb o' nutz?!

Dayum.

lumberjim · 12-23-2018, 10:56 PM

Fun fun night

Griff · 12-24-2018, 10:18 AM

Merry Christmas Lumbers!

Clodfobble · 12-24-2018, 02:30 PM

Holy shit, Riley looks like a grown woman. They both look so happy, good job LJ!

11-22-2018, 12:52 PM	#1412
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11-22-2018, 05:15 PM	#1413
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I always think that pistachios are harder to open than they actually are, on average, because whenever the kids eat them they ask me to open the ones they can't manage. So 90% of the shells I open are in the top 10% for difficulty, and it usually puts me off eating them myself. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-27-2018, 04:22 PM	#1418
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...Literally. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-01-2018, 08:07 AM	#1421
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I too would pay. Twice. First I'd pay money, then my sphincter would pay because I ate half the bag in one sitting. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-05-2018, 04:58 AM	#1422
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	$12 fer a lb o' nutz?! Dayum. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-22-2018, 05:19 AM	#1411
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Indeed

11-30-2018, 08:34 PM	#1420
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Would you pay 12 bucks for 16 ounces of nuts? Oh but what if it was the perfect blend of pecans, cashews and pre-shelled pistachios? i will pay

12-23-2018, 10:56 PM	#1423
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Fun fun night __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-24-2018, 10:18 AM	#1424
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Merry Christmas Lumbers! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-24-2018, 02:30 PM	#1425
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Holy shit, Riley looks like a grown woman. They both look so happy, good job LJ! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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