How *bad* are you? - Page 2

footfootfoot · 10-10-2006, 08:25 PM

$455.50 if truth be told. I don't really see what in that list is so bad. But then I didn't crap in the pool.

morethanpretty · 10-10-2006, 08:58 PM

I think we should add some: Lied to your parents, Hit the house with your car, Mooed at a fat person (it was an accident I swear), Given into road rage, and Killed your sister's cat. Then I would not be such a good girl standing at $170.50. In addition to the oral in the car we should add making out and having sex in a car.

Hoof Hearted · 10-10-2006, 09:04 PM

$165.50 Am I a Goody-Two-Shoes? Please tell me I'm not...I peed in the pool...

BigV · 10-10-2006, 09:17 PM

$320, but I later married her, so I should get a discount.

plus $.50, if you want to get pissy about it.

Trilby · 10-10-2006, 09:22 PM

I'm not bad! I'm good!

Pie · 10-10-2006, 09:30 PM

$305.50

Bullitt · 10-10-2006, 10:47 PM

$225.5
I'm a lifeguard, I'm allowed to pee in the pool!

Crimson Ghost · 10-10-2006, 11:17 PM

I'm just glad that I don't need to count multiple times.
$460

DucksNuts · 10-10-2006, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I think we should add some: Lied to your parents, Hit the house with your car, Mooed at a fat person (it was an accident I swear), Given into road rage, and Killed your sister's cat. Then I would not be such a good girl standing at $170.50. In addition to the oral in the car we should add making out and having sex in a car.

What dollar value would you give them?

morethanpretty · 10-10-2006, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

What dollar value would you give them?

Lied to parents $5
Mooed at a fat person (even if it was an accident I didn't apologize

) $50
Run into the house w/ car: $10
Road rage: $5
Sex in a car: $10
Makeout in a car: $5
Killed sisters cat: $25

That would bring me up to...$280.50

Crimson Ghost · 10-10-2006, 11:57 PM

Mooing at a fat person costs more than hitting a house with a car, sex in a car and killing a cat together?

Gimme my keys...
I could owe $45 for last night alone...

morethanpretty · 10-11-2006, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Mooing at a fat person costs more than hitting a house with a car, sex in a car and killing a cat together?

Gimme my keys...
I could owe $45 for last night alone...

Well I feel bad I hurt another person's feelings, fat people shouldn't have to face that kind of...cruelty.
No one discovered my running into the house for months, i didn't hit it very hard, and my brother had done worse damage when he did it (they discovered both at the same time). Sex in the car is...um good for you? right you know forces you to be more inventive and such... and that cat was evil...it deserved to die. but my sis was a bit upset, she's better now.

Crimson Ghost · 10-11-2006, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Well I feel bad I hurt another person's feelings, fat people shouldn't have to face that kind of...cruelty.
No one discovered my running into the house for months, i didn't hit it very hard, and my brother had done worse damage when he did it (they discovered both at the same time). Sex in the car is...um good for you? right you know forces you to be more inventive and such... and that cat was evil...it deserved to die. but my sis was a bit upset, she's better now.

Well, was this person chubby, or are we talking "Let's see how far I can strech human skin before it explodes"? Trust me. I seen it. It ain't nice.

As per hitting the house - Deny, deny, deny.
Yes, sex in the car is good.
I don't care for cats.

Aliantha · 10-11-2006, 12:29 AM

I can't believe anyone would moo at a fat person regardless of whether they were just a bit chubby or very large.

Certainly changes my perspective that's for sure.

Hagar · 10-11-2006, 12:35 AM

Wow...I had to push to get past $100 on the original list. But I can claim all but the mooing and cat killing on MTP's list.

F - Must try harder...

10-10-2006, 08:25 PM	#16
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	$455.50 if truth be told. I don't really see what in that list is so bad. But then I didn't crap in the pool. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-10-2006, 08:58 PM	#17
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I think we should add some: Lied to your parents, Hit the house with your car, Mooed at a fat person (it was an accident I swear), Given into road rage, and Killed your sister's cat. Then I would not be such a good girl standing at $170.50. In addition to the oral in the car we should add making out and having sex in a car. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

10-10-2006, 09:04 PM	#18
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	$165.50 Am I a Goody-Two-Shoes? Please tell me I'm not...I peed in the pool... __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

10-10-2006, 09:17 PM	#19
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	$320, but I later married her, so I should get a discount. plus $.50, if you want to get pissy about it. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-10-2006, 09:30 PM	#21
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	$305.50 __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-10-2006, 09:22 PM	#20
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm not bad! I'm good!

10-10-2006, 10:47 PM	#22
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	$225.5 I'm a lifeguard, I'm allowed to pee in the pool! __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

10-10-2006, 11:17 PM	#23
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I'm just glad that I don't need to count multiple times. $460 __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-10-2006, 11:57 PM	#26
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Mooing at a fat person costs more than hitting a house with a car, sex in a car and killing a cat together? Gimme my keys... I could owe $45 for last night alone... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-11-2006, 12:29 AM	#29
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I can't believe anyone would moo at a fat person regardless of whether they were just a bit chubby or very large. Certainly changes my perspective that's for sure. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-11-2006, 12:35 AM	#30
Hagar Master of the Domain Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 220	Wow...I had to push to get past $100 on the original list. But I can claim all but the mooing and cat killing on MTP's list. F - Must try harder...

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