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Old 03-10-2009, 10:19 PM   #1
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Put in your order:

Jim is giving lap dances!

Classicman has already gotten his, he gave good reviews.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:21 PM   #2
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:25 PM   #3
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:25 PM   #4
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:10 PM   #5
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Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:15 PM   #6
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Get me Ham on 5, hold the Mayo.
I wish I didn't have such a visual (and dirty) imagination.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:20 PM   #7
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I don't get it.

Please explain in intricate detail. Thank you.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:22 PM   #8
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Lap dancing ... mayo ... err, are you getting it yet?
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:23 PM   #9
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No, where does the ham come in?
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:28 PM   #10
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Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:29 PM   #11
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I know. I was pitching one in to ya, dude. You're slipping.

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Old 03-10-2009, 11:38 PM   #12
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Oh for goodness's sake woman, think dirty.


Ham = meat = penis. Has it been that long since you were a teenager?
Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? LOL.....
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:51 AM   #13
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Countdown to another amazingly awesome one-liner from Sheldonrs: 3... 2... 1...
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:22 AM   #14
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Hmm....it actually has been that long since I was a teenager. Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't get it. I thought ham was for the butt, you know, cuz it's a lap dance. So, where the mayo come in??? LOL.....
Ham is lapdancer. Mayo from lapdancee.
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Old 03-11-2009, 08:44 AM   #15
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I was pitching one in to ya, dude.
Oh, is that what you kids call it these days.
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