Hall of Fame - Page 23

Crimson Ghost · 06-20-2008, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

If I stick my fingers in a man's whatever, do I have possession of the man?

If you don't have possession of him, you WILL have his undivided attention.

skysidhe · 06-23-2008, 01:14 PM

heh heh heh * chuckle* @ crimson

kerosene · 06-25-2008, 12:23 PM

I am not completely sure why, but today this made me laugh:

"I like BLTs, but with contaminated tomatoes, and contaminated lettuce, hmmm.
Whoda thunk bacon would be the healthiest ingredient?"

-bruce

from here.

lookout123 · 06-25-2008, 05:05 PM

LJ, From here.

Quote:

smouch me, baby

dar512 · 06-25-2008, 05:42 PM

I very rarely laugh out loud over stuff I read online. But this did it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

The only thing that comes close is getting a bogey that's attached all the way to your throat, and that's just chance after all.

footfootfoot · 07-02-2008, 09:03 AM

My new sig line, courtesy of HLJ:
Great. Now you've chased away all the muslim dwellers.
__________________
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...9&postcount=30

Clodfobble · 07-05-2008, 10:07 AM

Ah, the irony.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla, discussing a recent troll

So should mass bloviation be grounds for banning? Well, UT is nothing if not tolerant.

That he is, my good man, that he is.

DanaC · 07-22-2008, 07:06 AM

This little gem from ZenGum :

Quote:

Never be irreplacable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=470738#post470738

ZenGum · 07-23-2008, 03:36 AM

I'd better 'fess up that that was not an original Zengum line ... just something I read or heard somewhere.

Oh the shame of it all. Hall-of-famed ... as a plagiarist ... while working as an academic ...

xoxoxoBruce · 07-23-2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Oh the shame of it all. Hall-of-famed ... as a plagiarist ... while working as an academic ...

They are the same thing.

ZenGum · 07-23-2008, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

They are the same thing.

No no no.
Secretly copying one source, that's cheating.

Openly copying five sources, that's research. But you have to splice them together a bit.

Crimson Ghost · 07-24-2008, 11:26 PM

And then you get a job with the NY Times....

dar512 · 07-30-2008, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

"Patient seems to be suffering from a dislocated neck"

In reference to this picture:
Attachment 18835

BigV · 08-06-2008, 04:41 PM

This post by Radar merits inclusion here because of its validity well outside the context of the thread in which it was found.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar

I find the best way to answer a question is to ask someone who knows the answer rather than trying to guess or to be a detective. Without asking, I could only speculate as to motives, desires, or goals of others, but asking the them gives me a concrete answer that isn't merely a speculation.

Radar's preference for concrete answers matches my own. Well put, sir.

TheMercenary · 08-06-2008, 09:58 PM

Bow down at the altar.

07-02-2008, 09:03 AM	#336
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	My new sig line, courtesy of HLJ: Great. Now you've chased away all the muslim dwellers. __________________ http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...9&postcount=30 __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-23-2008, 03:36 AM	#339
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I'd better 'fess up that that was not an original Zengum line ... just something I read or heard somewhere. Oh the shame of it all. Hall-of-famed ... as a plagiarist ... while working as an academic ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-24-2008, 11:26 PM	#342
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	And then you get a job with the NY Times.... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-06-2008, 09:58 PM	#345
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Bow down at the altar. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-23-2008, 01:14 PM	#332
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	heh heh heh * chuckle* @ crimson

06-25-2008, 12:23 PM	#333
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I am not completely sure why, but today this made me laugh: "I like BLTs, but with contaminated tomatoes, and contaminated lettuce, hmmm. Whoda thunk bacon would be the healthiest ingredient?" -bruce from here.

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