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Old 08-06-2017, 02:15 PM   #106
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Do some research on relocation of squirrels
Well, I'll be damned. Jim done learnt me something today.
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Old 08-06-2017, 02:16 PM   #107
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I still wouldn't kill the squrl.
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Old 08-06-2017, 10:53 PM   #108
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What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down.
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Old 08-07-2017, 12:49 AM   #109
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Evictions are sad, but we are a nation of laws and everyone, including squirrels, must follow them... except rich people and politicians.
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Old 08-07-2017, 08:59 AM   #110
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Personally, I would drive him out of the space by tossing a couple ammonia drenched rags up into the spot where he is nesting, and then after I know he's out, I would nail or staple chicken wire or hardware cloth over the opening.

I've got no real problem with killing him though, it's just that I am cheap and don't own a trap, but I have all that other stuff on hand in my junk filled basement.
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Old 08-07-2017, 11:29 AM   #111
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Remember Jim went through this shit in the old house when they invaded his attic.
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Old 08-07-2017, 03:42 PM   #112
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What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down.
I understand your dilemma exact. The eaves of Gravdigr House are covered in a fine, stout wire screen. I just like squirrels. I don't know why I've taken issue with this situation, I've shot, killed, and eaten my body weight in squirrels over the years. It's kinda strange.

Take him ten miles away, it costs a couple of bucks.

Or kill it. How ya gonna do it?
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Old 08-07-2017, 03:52 PM   #113
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Want him to mail it to you?
I'm picturing mayhem at every post office the package stops in.
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Old 08-07-2017, 07:04 PM   #114
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Old 08-07-2017, 09:04 PM   #115
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Chicken of the trees.... Yum...
should be served with broccoli florets to taunt the poor bastard in the afterlife....
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Old 08-07-2017, 10:21 PM   #116
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Hmm... no meat should be served with broccoli, meat should be served broccoli.
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Old 08-09-2017, 09:25 AM   #117
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Do some research on relocation of squirrels
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Old 08-10-2017, 11:29 AM   #118
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But that would be like eating Lassie, or Trigger, or Rin Tin Tin.
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Old 08-20-2017, 03:49 PM   #119
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Old 08-20-2017, 06:33 PM   #120
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Save him, save him, save him... for lunch.
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