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Old 08-11-2005, 09:14 AM   #466
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Okay...now, someone correct me if I'm wrong, but...

plthijinx is a pilot, and apparently doing without sex lately. Bri lives in Ohio, not all that far from Texas for someone who is a pilot. She is also complaining about a lackanookie.

Does *anyone* see a solution to this seemingly intractible problem? Hmmm???
hmmmmm, lessee here.......ah yes....

From: LVJ -- Houston TX (Pearland Rgnl)
To: KBKL -- Cleveland OH (Burke Lakefront)
Alt.: FL210 Profile: aerostar
Time: Thu Aug 11 14:43 (UTC)

Routing options selected: Great circle.
Flight plan route:
DAS120001 LFK120041 FXU300021 SWB300009 MLU300012 MON120016 GLH300013
UJM120017 MEM120009 MKL300007 JKS300027 PXV120048 FTK330016 ABB120002
CVG330011 SGH330004 APE330031 MFD
Flight totals: fuel: 115 gallons, time: 4:26, distance 975.6 nm.

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Old 08-11-2005, 09:22 AM   #467
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Shall I fire the grill up? Or, will you just want to get right down to it? We can always have a pizza delivered...
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Old 08-11-2005, 09:28 AM   #468
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pizza sounds great to me! we'd have to wait for the grill to heat up, then again.......we'd have to light the fire. what? no matches? no prob, we'll make our own heat! oh, and one or two or three or four mile high trips too! (yeah, on the same flight! )
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Old 08-11-2005, 09:31 AM   #469
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Shall I fire the grill up?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:02 AM   #470
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yeah, that's to, um, get the steak perfect!
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:04 AM   #471
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Will someone please send Bri a digital camera? Her life sounds a lot more interesting than mine.
just picture Brianna Banks! (until she figures out how to post a pic :p )
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:26 AM   #472
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just picture Brianna Banks! (until she figures out how to post a pic :p )

Mine are real, though.
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Old 08-11-2005, 10:55 AM   #473
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Mine are real, though.
live is better than mammarex!
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Old 08-11-2005, 04:01 PM   #474
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230 gallons roundtrip at $3.80 per gallon? That's $874.00 before you even pay for the plane. Take a commercial flight, man...you can start getting jiggy on the ride home from the airport.
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Old 08-12-2005, 09:20 AM   #475
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ahhhh, when you buy fuel in mass quantities (4,000 gallons) you get quite the discount. we got ours for $2.17 so i'd only have to fuel the plane once and would get reimbursed $2.17 a gallon, so it wouldn't be too painful....the rental? $250/hr wet.
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Old 08-12-2005, 11:15 AM   #476
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So...I don't hear any planes flying overhead...

I'm kind of insulted that you turned this whole thing into a cost/benefit thing-y. I, SIRS, AM PRICELESS! That is, I can't be bought. However, I can be rented.
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Old 08-12-2005, 11:17 AM   #477
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Well, I suppose it's easier for a woman than a man, especially if a woman isn't that picky. I don't frequent bowling ally's but I've had offers from the AA tow truck driver when my car broke down in Cortez (he was actually kind of cute), the guy at the camp site next to mine when I happened to uncharacteristically stay in one of those organized camping spots, a guy in the park, a guy 20 years younger than me in a bar, a guy 20 years OLDER than me in a different bar, a guy in a coffee shop, and a guy who sketched my picture and handed it to me at a local club. That's all in the last month when I hav been sending out every possible stay-away-from-me-don't-come-near me vibe I can think of. I'm still seeing ax murderers around every corner and just not interested right now. However if BRUCE were to make me an offer...
I think marichiko is trying to say that she is simply irresistable.
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Old 08-12-2005, 11:38 AM   #478
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Old 08-12-2005, 11:38 AM   #479
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I was wondering exactly what they said... here's your bill, wanna screw?

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Old 08-12-2005, 11:38 AM   #480
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So...I don't hear any planes flying overhead...

I'm kind of insulted that you turned this whole thing into a cost/benefit thing-y. I, SIRS, AM PRICELESS! That is, I can't be bought. However, I can be rented.
get this. the owner of the flight school took the aerostar on a charter. yesterday. to OHIO!
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