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Old 03-13-2004, 12:09 PM   #1
lumberjim
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HAIKU

I haiku, do you?

for those of you who missed this in school, haiku is defined as:

hai·ku Audio pronunciation of haiku ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hk)
n. pl. haiku, also hai·kus

1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2. A poem written in this form.




So why don't you try
to write a haiku for us
and see how you do
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:19 PM   #2
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Jimbo is a turd
He must have nothing to do
Quit polluting, jerk!
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:23 PM   #3
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that's a very nice
poem you sonofabitch
now go suck a dick
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:37 PM   #4
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i love my coffee
hot, steamy and very strong
it gets me wired
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:39 PM   #5
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What is wrong, Jimbo?
Did you not like my haiku?
The truth, it can hurt
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:10 PM   #6
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just be thankful, bitch
that i don't come over there
and tear your arms off





hey, this is really fun.

much more fun than regular pretty little haiku.

IT'S THE HAIKU INSULT THREAD!!
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:24 PM   #7
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The only thing that
Jim will tear off is his dick
He jerks off too much
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:25 PM   #8
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whale penis baby
cellar madness haiku smack
bring it on biotch
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:43 PM   #9
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Haiku rocks. Haiku is the manliest poetry there is. Haiku actually promotes the production of testosterone. (*cough*)

Here are a few of mine from my website:
Quote:
Help, I'm prisoner
Frolicking with ribbons and
Forced to look gleeful

Watch the fat lady
Draw circles on the wood floor
I want a tattoo

New doomsday device
No one knows how to use it
So call tech support

A belch of flame licks
The night as high waters suck
Life from the people

I don't like death rays
They make my gums and teeth hurt
Weep for me, Earthling

Stay awhile and wait
The smell is temporary
Stay out of my chair

Shout obscenities
Speak your mind, offend them all
Do not hide from truth

Excuse my rudeness
I am quite new to this place
So shut up, maggot

Crave the beef jerky
Salty, mysterious meats
Do not stay your hand

I have the Tourette's
You slimy, worthless crap stacks
Damn you all to hell

It's a puzzlement
Why is the small man staring?
Hit him with a shoe
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:48 PM   #10
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what to do today
I can't rhyme stuff dumbass
oh man this sucks bad
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:50 PM   #11
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C-M-N-B-N

O-I-C-I-C-U-T

L-M-F-A-O
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:59 PM   #12
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Inside the mailbox
A new Ebay purchase came
Antique light meter
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Old 03-13-2004, 02:07 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by blue58
what to do today 5
I can't rhyme stuff dumbass 6
oh man this sucks bad 5

who's the dumbass now?
you cannot count to seven?
worse than sycamore!
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Old 03-13-2004, 02:12 PM   #14
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I hate all haiku
never was able to do
fuck you to haiku

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Old 03-13-2004, 02:18 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by lumberjim



who's the dumbass now?
you cannot count to seven?
worse than sycamore!
Ahhh fuck!!!! I actually changed "anyway" to "stuff".

You need to go spend time with your family LJ.
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