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Old 04-19-2012, 01:56 PM   #16
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Old 04-19-2012, 05:21 PM   #17
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'...history changes all the time. It is constantly being re-examined and re-evaluated, otherwise how would we be able to keep historians occupied? We can't possibly allow people with their sort of minds to walk around with time on their hands.'

Havelock Vetinari, Jingo by Terry Pratchett
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Old 04-21-2012, 12:23 PM   #18
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Old 04-22-2012, 10:11 AM   #19
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Old 04-22-2012, 10:31 AM   #20
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Old 04-24-2012, 06:11 PM   #21
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Old 04-26-2012, 08:13 AM   #22
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:59 AM   #23
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The trouble with the phrase "double dip" is I quite like the sound of it, due to association with the words "lucky" and "sherbet".
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:29 PM   #24
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Old 05-03-2012, 01:45 PM   #25
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'...history changes all the time. It is constantly being re-examined and re-evaluated, otherwise how would we be able to keep historians occupied? We can't possibly allow people with their sort of minds to walk around with time on their hands.'

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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Also from Jingo by Terry Pratchett, one of my favorite books in that series.
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Old 05-03-2012, 02:40 PM   #26
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i'm almost done in my quest to reread all the discworld books in order of their various storylines.

I am now fully on board with the notion that he is a Dickens for the modern age. Rarely have I read novels with so many deep truths.
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Old 05-15-2012, 09:24 AM   #30
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Forepostage, cuz, it's like not tomorrow, so, whut I drank last night, I ain't drank last night. Yet. Ya folluh? Aw, fukkit, don't read this til tomorrow, cuz, then, this'll be last night, and it'll be later, so, I won't be early. Are ya gettin any o' this?

Vodka Jello shots is what I'm sayin.

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