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Old 05-15-2008, 11:31 PM   #1
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mixed up sayings

'Yes, I'm very sufficient.' In response to praise at work

I have to pee like a racist!




i forget two more......damn.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:39 PM   #2
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i think this is a cookie

"nobody has been able to take my argument, and ridicule it with bullets." - wip sports guy (at the time) mike missanelli

also

"he made out like a band-aid" - i forget where this one occurred.
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Old 05-16-2008, 12:52 AM   #3
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I love malapropisms. Was watching Back to the Future II tonight. Biff had some dandys. "Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?" was my fave.
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:24 AM   #4
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Quote:
I have to pee like a racist!
Oh! Hahaha. I just grabbed that quote in order to express my utter confusion.....then I got it :P

[eta] just thought of one a mate of mine used to use a lot: Oh yeah, I'm a mind of useless information.
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:31 AM   #5
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My favorite, which I use all the damn time:

we'll burn that bridge when we come to it.
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:46 AM   #6
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oh I use that one a lot. A good friend of mine used to say it and it stuck in my head.
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:21 AM   #7
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Not quite the same thing,
but a friend of mine was shopping for shoes when he heard this loud-mouth guy telling his girlfriend...

"I really can't stand Sauconys. I don't know why, I just have a real affinity for them."
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:46 AM   #8
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You look very extinguished today
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:03 AM   #9
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My family always says "I'm not one to cast asparagus, but..."
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:05 PM   #10
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have your Kate and Edith too?
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:44 PM   #11
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He's as naked as a jailbird.
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:55 PM   #12
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Jaybird! It's jaybird.

Well, perhaps you know more about the jailbirds being naked.
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:56 PM   #13
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My oh so intelligent cow orker (with the easy bake oven master's degree) sat in a meeting with her nose high in the air as she explained that it was correct "for all intensive purposes."
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:32 PM   #14
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:48 PM   #15
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When I was a youngster (about 20), my g/f Libby and I went out on the piss one night and then went back to her parents place where she was living at the time. As we snuck down the side of the house (and I gracefully fell into the garden), we managed to make our way to the back patio which Libby's Dad had filled with hanging baskets of plants and climbers and all manner of greenery. When we were in the midst of it, Libby pipes up and says, "look at all my Dad's erotic plants".

I just about pissed myself laughing.
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