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Old 05-07-2009, 08:26 PM   #16
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Perhaps because it's on a goddam freaking hill?!!!! or is that just the camera angle?
That thing SHOULD have a camera on it - Guaranteed to get a nice shot of a kid launching off it at that angle. hehehe
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Old 05-07-2009, 08:27 PM   #17
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Funniest home Videos here we come! Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 10:27 PM   #18
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Class talking about the division of labour and self-sufficiency. I asked them where they'd get milk from. "A cow!" cried they. How? I asked. Several attempted to demonstrate. None of them had the action anywhere near right. A few were miming tugging on the teats like pulling on a rope to ring a bell. One showed a twisting action like wringing out a wet cloth!!!
MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-07-2009, 10:55 PM   #19
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You should've brought a real cow to class so it could kick the shit out of them.
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Old 05-08-2009, 07:59 AM   #20
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No, it's on a fucking hill. The yard does flatten a little at the bottom.
Well, you have the right idea there.

Sneak over there tonight and you and J use it.

Whhheeeeeeeeeee!
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Old 05-10-2009, 04:30 AM   #21
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Yep, along with the 10 mile burp
I've won this many, many times.
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Old 05-11-2009, 12:07 AM   #22
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Of course, now it is the 16.1 kilometer burp.
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:16 AM   #23
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A few minutes to fill at work, so I hit wikipedia and surf the random pages.

click .... Uruguayan soccer leagues .... click ... Orlov revolts in Greece ... click HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY CLICK CLICK CLICK
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:49 AM   #24
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Second-hand furniture is mildly amusing me today.
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:47 AM   #25
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So,chatting with a colleague today, discussing the behaviour of some of our students: laziness, cheating, generally having their heads up their arses.
My fellow teacher remarked that "a lot of the Chinese students should just be lined up and shot".

I had to check my watch, but yes, it was June 4th ... the 20th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre.

I shouldn't laugh, but I bloody well did.
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:05 AM   #26
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:21 AM   #27
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I passed a student in the hallway, and she was talking to a friend about her mother.

She said "I mean, COME ON. I'm an ADULT. I'm 19 AND A HALF."

If you don't know why that's funny, you're too young.
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:27 AM   #28
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HA HA HA HA - Thats too rich.
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:36 AM   #29
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Did you write her up for being there without a hall pass?
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:38 AM   #30
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Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room.

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