Weird stuff I get from the Contact Us link - Page 5

xoxoxoBruce · 02-13-2008, 11:08 AM

Surrogate?

classicman · 02-13-2008, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by stacy.

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my name is Stacy. i am currently pregnant and was going to be a seragant for my friends. She has backed out leaving me pregnant. i have 2 children and am a single mom and am very interested in being a seragant. please call 817-239-XXXX.

Is there a spelling test involved?

lookout123 · 02-13-2008, 03:48 PM

i'd take the kid but i've heard that intelligence is affected by genetics.

Elspode · 02-13-2008, 10:27 PM

Guy: "Hey, my wife and I really want to have children, but she can't conceive. Would you let me knock you up, and you be surrogate mother for the baby for my wife and I. We'll pay you when the baby is born."

Stacy: " "Why, shore, duh huh...that sounds awesome!"

Guy: "Oh...oh...oh...!!!"

Stacy: "I'm so proud to be a surrogate mother. It is going to be a wonderful experience...hello? Hello?..."

HungLikeJesus · 02-13-2008, 10:33 PM

Elpsode, your real name is Guy?

Elspode · 02-16-2008, 10:23 AM

No. I don't offer money to get laid. Compliments and humor seem to do the job nicely.

lumberjim · 02-16-2008, 11:00 AM

isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?

do we have any slavers in the audience? any federal agents?

is this thing on? :tap: :tap:

Clodfobble · 02-16-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child?

Many adoption processes are pretty much that. You can't directly pay the woman money for the baby, but you can pay for her housing, medical bills, food, anything that could conceivably improve the health and condition of your future child.

lumberjim · 02-16-2008, 11:08 AM

whatever butters your biscuit. i guess. i hope the child finds a good home

xoxoxoBruce · 02-16-2008, 03:12 PM

Or at least is eaten by something that's really hungry.

Undertoad · 02-28-2008, 10:33 AM

I did this, because she said please.

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by lavonda.

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please update link our website change to http://www.pegasusassociates.com/
thanks,
LaVonda
Pegasus assoc

09-14-2003, 06:49 PM #516
zippyt
that IS a banana in my pocket!

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: paragould arkansas
Posts: 3,871 When we build our house down on the river i want one of these celings !!!!!
http://www.pegasusassociates.com/pro...s/fiberop.html

glatt · 02-28-2008, 10:44 AM

Sounds like you should also cross post this in the "do good deeds" thread.

SteveDallas · 02-28-2008, 10:55 AM

Sounds like you should cross-link to "Cellar clickthrough ad billing"!

Undertoad · 03-03-2008, 03:11 PM

Two different messages

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan.

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hi

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Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword

two minutes later

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan.

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fuck u asshole im not sorry about ur finger.......fag

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Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword

jinx · 03-03-2008, 03:13 PM

Oh, what's wrong with your finger Tony?

02-13-2008, 11:08 AM	#61
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Surrogate? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-13-2008, 03:48 PM	#63
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i'd take the kid but i've heard that intelligence is affected by genetics. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

02-13-2008, 10:27 PM	#64
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Guy: "Hey, my wife and I really want to have children, but she can't conceive. Would you let me knock you up, and you be surrogate mother for the baby for my wife and I. We'll pay you when the baby is born." Stacy: " "Why, shore, duh huh...that sounds awesome!" Guy: "Oh...oh...oh...!!!" Stacy: "I'm so proud to be a surrogate mother. It is going to be a wonderful experience...hello? Hello?..." __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-13-2008, 10:33 PM	#65
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Elpsode, your real name is Guy? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-16-2008, 10:23 AM	#66
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	No. I don't offer money to get laid. Compliments and humor seem to do the job nicely. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-16-2008, 11:00 AM	#67
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	isn't that an attempt to sell her unborn child? do we have any slavers in the audience? any federal agents? is this thing on? :tap: :tap: __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-16-2008, 11:08 AM	#69
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	whatever butters your biscuit. i guess. i hope the child finds a good home __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-16-2008, 03:12 PM	#70
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Or at least is eaten by something that's really hungry. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-28-2008, 10:33 AM	#71
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I did this, because she said please. The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by lavonda. -------------------------------- please update link our website change to http://www.pegasusassociates.com/ thanks, LaVonda Pegasus assoc 09-14-2003, 06:49 PM #516 zippyt that IS a banana in my pocket! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: paragould arkansas Posts: 3,871 When we build our house down on the river i want one of these celings !!!!! http://www.pegasusassociates.com/pro...s/fiberop.html

02-28-2008, 10:44 AM	#72
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Sounds like you should also cross post this in the "do good deeds" thread.

02-28-2008, 10:55 AM	#73
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Sounds like you should cross-link to "Cellar clickthrough ad billing"!

03-03-2008, 03:11 PM	#74
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Two different messages The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan. -------------------------------- hi -------------------------------- Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword two minutes later The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by dan. ------------------------------ fuck u asshole im not sorry about ur finger.......fag ------------------------------ Referring Page: http://cellar.org/login.php?do=emailpassword

03-03-2008, 03:13 PM	#75
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Oh, what's wrong with your finger Tony? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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