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Old 12-19-2012, 07:03 PM   #1
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Banananananananana

Banana Lady is here
Or at least, She is near
Beest took her straight to the hockey.
I selflessy stayed home
to work like a gnome
because we were stood up by that bitch Housework Fairy.

The fucking sink is blocked
My hands are shocked
By being asked to grope around the waste disposer
And it didn't work
So I'm sulking like a jerk
While the house still needs a bulldozer.
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Old 12-19-2012, 07:46 PM   #2
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The Banana Lady frantic cleaning. My favorite Cellar holiday tradition!
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Old 12-23-2012, 10:44 AM   #3
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Me too!

How IS Ms. Banana, anyway?
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Old 12-23-2012, 11:20 AM   #4
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:58 PM   #5
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Since Banana Lady is your children's grandmother... does that make her their BananaNana?
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Old 12-23-2012, 04:07 PM   #6
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Bo banna
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Old 12-24-2012, 04:24 PM   #7
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Fo Fanna
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Old 12-24-2012, 07:31 PM   #8
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Ram O Lamma Ding Dong !!
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Old 12-25-2012, 04:12 PM   #9
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Badger badger
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Old 12-25-2012, 04:46 PM   #10
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badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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Old 12-25-2012, 05:28 PM   #11
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Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:04 PM   #12
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Minifob: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Minifob: Banana.
Me: Banana who?
Minifob: Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?
Me: Um...
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Old 12-25-2012, 07:26 PM   #13
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A for effort, minifob.
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