Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 64

footfootfoot · 07-05-2014, 11:46 AM

What a great highlight, Sundae.

Speaking of OMG, the other night the inch, the mm, and I were watching some movie and the inch shouts "MG...O!"

"MGO?"

"Yeah, Oh My G... I mean OMG."

BigV · 07-07-2014, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

While playing a videogame together:

Stepson: Look out, those zombies are coming after us...
Minifob: Only because we're destroying their habitat!

Well, yeah, that plus braaaaaaaaainnnssss.

Gravdigr · 07-07-2014, 02:35 PM

This is as good a place as any.

These contain not NSFW misspellings:

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No one wants to ask their parents to buy them hores.

And this one, from one of LJ's sprog, apparently:

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I told you there were misspellings, should be COCK!

footfootfoot · 07-07-2014, 06:34 PM

I was playing some Pink Floyd to "The Little People" and explaining Another Brick in the Wall (We don't need no education, etc)

The mm asks, "Are they singing that to the teacher?"
Me: "Yes."

mm: "I bet she was really offended."

Gravdigr · 07-08-2014, 11:59 AM

Pink Floyd has new album coming out in October (I think).

"The Endless River" will be mostly ambient/instrumental music, as I understand it. Interestingly it's not 'new' music, it's expanded leftovers from 2008, and Rick Wright will be on there. He died in 2008.

[/drift]

monster · 07-18-2014, 10:58 PM

oldest to middle child, complaining that he found onion in dinner: You know the "secret ingredient" they put in everything? It's onion.

Clodfobble · 08-06-2014, 10:29 PM

Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?"

Clodfobble: *delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction*

Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake

xoxoxoBruce · 08-06-2014, 11:04 PM

Ha Ha Ha, gotcha.

Gravdigr · 08-07-2014, 12:32 PM

"Mom, what's oral?"

"It's where jewelry comes from, dear."

lumberjim · 08-07-2014, 11:55 PM

Lawl
You might have that backwards

lumberjim · 08-07-2014, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?"

Clodfobble: *delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction*

Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake

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glatt · 08-08-2014, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?"

Clodfobble: *delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction*

Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake

This is fantastic. I'm not going to go back to double check, but I think this wins the thread.

chrisinhouston · 08-15-2014, 04:44 PM

So I'm driving back from a day at the beach in Galveston and told my 2 granddaughters (age 5 and 7) that when they get home they need to take showers and wash their hair and don't forget their girly parts as they got all sandy in the shallow water.

"Girly parts!" says the 5 year old with a giggle. "That's not their real name."

"Well, no" I reply, "I mean your vaginas."

They both giggle and the 7 year old asks, "do you have boy parts Grandpa?"

"Yes" I reply.

"Well what do you call those?" she asks.

"That's called a penis"

"Well be sure to wash yours! Sand gets on it at the beach!" says the 5 year old.

Gravdigr · 08-19-2014, 01:49 PM

I keep mine clean.

Inside and out!

glatt · 09-12-2014, 07:10 PM

My mom, on FB

"I just realized how sexist Solitaire is. The Queen can't come out unless the King is there!"

07-05-2014, 11:46 AM	#946
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What a great highlight, Sundae. Speaking of OMG, the other night the inch, the mm, and I were watching some movie and the inch shouts "MG...O!" "MGO?" "Yeah, Oh My G... I mean OMG." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-07-2014, 02:35 PM	#948
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This is as good a place as any. These contain not NSFW misspellings: No one wants to ask their parents to buy them hores. And this one, from one of LJ's sprog, apparently: I told you there were misspellings, should be COCK! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-07-2014, 06:34 PM	#949
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I was playing some Pink Floyd to "The Little People" and explaining Another Brick in the Wall (We don't need no education, etc) The mm asks, "Are they singing that to the teacher?" Me: "Yes." mm: "I bet she was really offended." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-08-2014, 11:59 AM	#950
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Pink Floyd has new album coming out in October (I think). "The Endless River" will be mostly ambient/instrumental music, as I understand it. Interestingly it's not 'new' music, it's expanded leftovers from 2008, and Rick Wright will be on there. He died in 2008. [/drift] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-18-2014, 10:58 PM	#951
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08-06-2014, 10:29 PM	#952
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08-06-2014, 11:04 PM	#953
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08-07-2014, 12:32 PM	#954
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Mom, what's oral?" "It's where jewelry comes from, dear." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-07-2014, 11:55 PM	#955
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08-15-2014, 04:44 PM	#958
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	So I'm driving back from a day at the beach in Galveston and told my 2 granddaughters (age 5 and 7) that when they get home they need to take showers and wash their hair and don't forget their girly parts as they got all sandy in the shallow water. "Girly parts!" says the 5 year old with a giggle. "That's not their real name." "Well, no" I reply, "I mean your vaginas." They both giggle and the 7 year old asks, "do you have boy parts Grandpa?" "Yes" I reply. "Well what do you call those?" she asks. "That's called a penis" "Well be sure to wash yours! Sand gets on it at the beach!" says the 5 year old.

08-19-2014, 01:49 PM	#959
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I keep mine clean. Inside and out! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-12-2014, 07:10 PM	#960
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	My mom, on FB "I just realized how sexist Solitaire is. The Queen can't come out unless the King is there!"

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