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Old 02-18-2018, 01:12 PM   #346
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Old 02-19-2018, 03:24 PM   #347
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Old 02-19-2018, 04:26 PM   #348
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Old 02-20-2018, 03:16 PM   #349
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Ladies and gentlemen of The Cellar, I give to you our Idiot of the Day:

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Trying to inflate her tire w/a fire extinguisher.

Can ppl really be that stupid?
i know a guy who swore by inflating his truck tires with CO2 ( fire extinguishers with the horn are CO2)

To attach an extinguisher would require the proper connection so it's already been modified, could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor). I have a couple of expired extinguishers a testing company gave me, to make air cannons ( like a t shirt cannon).
Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?
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Old 02-20-2018, 03:49 PM   #350
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"Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?"

Well, let's see...
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Old 02-21-2018, 02:31 PM   #351
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...could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor).
It could be an idiot trying to inflate a car tire with a fire extinguisher, too.

Don't give people credit. People are idiots.
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Old 06-14-2018, 02:47 PM   #352
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"In an effort to ensure the quality of the drug the suspect purchased, detectives told Kelly if he came to the sheriff's office they could test the narcotic he purchased..."
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:06 PM   #353
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:12 PM   #354
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Old 06-14-2018, 11:02 PM   #355
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i know a guy who swore by inflating his truck tires with CO2 ( fire extinguishers with the horn are CO2)

To attach an extinguisher would require the proper connection so it's already been modified, could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor). I have a couple of expired extinguishers a testing company gave me, to make air cannons ( like a t shirt cannon).
Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?
Oh good lord.... I haven't found this stuff yet..... (although I do(kinda) know where the paintball/nerf grenade launcher he made from one is....
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Old 07-11-2018, 07:35 PM   #356
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Today's idiot is me.
All these years, the countless hours and great effort expended to chase those whippersnappers off my lawn. What a waste.

All I had to do is sign up for the sex offender registry and now every cop and parent around do all the work for me.
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Old 07-11-2018, 07:42 PM   #357
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Maybe that story you told about the woman who was offended because you didn't turn her over will qualify.
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Old 07-13-2018, 07:51 AM   #358
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Well, this story has everything, idiocy, puns and mole grips.
Could you really ask for more?

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Man drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers

A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.

The battered car, which also had no front wing, bumper, headlights and a flat tyre was pulled over in King's Lynn in Norfolk.

Norfolk's roads policing unit tweeted pictures of "the most un-roadworthy car" and said there were "too many offences to mention".

Police said the driver has been reported to court.

"Yes this was driven on a road and yes he was sitting on a bucket and steering with a pair of mole grips," officers wrote, as they posted pictures of the vehicle in Saddlebow Road.
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Dozens of people have commented on the shocking state of the vehicle.

One person referred to a television series where contestants compete to build working machines from scrap, saying: "I think too much scrap heap challenge has been watched by that driver."

Another said it "gives a whole new meaning to the word bucket seat", while other tongue-in-cheek comments included someone calling it "ingeniously unbelievable".

One person commended the driver on a "nice bit of kerb parking", considering he only had a pair of locking pliers to steer it neatly to the side of the road.
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Full story with compulsory Twitterspiel here:

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Old 07-13-2018, 09:39 AM   #359
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Plus he was sitting on the wrong side of the car.
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Old 07-14-2018, 02:09 PM   #360
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How could he steer with those mole grips if they aren't a hand tool?
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