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monster · 10-22-2011, 11:26 AM

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ZenGum · 10-22-2011, 07:32 PM

Oh this meme is doing a lot of work lately.

Nirvana · 10-26-2011, 05:12 PM

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BigV · 10-28-2011, 12:29 AM

LOL!!!!

Gravdigr · 10-28-2011, 03:49 PM

Love it!!

Gravdigr · 10-28-2011, 03:50 PM

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classicman · 10-28-2011, 04:10 PM

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind... the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
With love, from the Dog. ♥♥♥

Lamplighter · 11-02-2011, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Wisconsin as a great cheese-producing nation, of course.

Wisconsin is also famous for their clean air and environment.
The Chamber of Commerce ad is:

"Come to Wisconsin and smell our dairy air."

infinite monkey · 11-02-2011, 09:09 AM

To whoever has bills to pay.

give it back, bill's head is cold.

footfootfoot · 11-02-2011, 09:30 AM

Bill Stickers is innocent, I tell you.

infinite monkey · 11-02-2011, 09:33 AM

Pass the butter, bill.

Gravdigr · 11-02-2011, 12:13 PM

For some reason I thought of "butter face".

You know, everything looked good, but her face.

infinite monkey · 11-02-2011, 12:13 PM

Ahhh yes, memories of Butterface.

Lamplighter · 11-06-2011, 10:15 AM

This one is with thanks to DanaC for introducing me to Jimmy Carr

Beware: the topic is Offensive Jokes with all sorts of topics...
done with skill, and I think his audience enjoyed the entire session

DanaC · 11-06-2011, 12:52 PM

Har! I thought I spotted a bit of Carr about some of your lastest one liners :P

10-22-2011, 11:26 AM	#4246
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10-22-2011, 07:32 PM	#4247
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10-26-2011, 05:12 PM	#4248
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10-28-2011, 12:29 AM	#4249
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10-28-2011, 03:49 PM	#4250
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10-28-2011, 03:50 PM	#4251
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10-28-2011, 04:10 PM	#4252
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind... the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. With love, from the Dog. ♥♥♥ __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-02-2011, 09:09 AM	#4254
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	To whoever has bills to pay. give it back, bill's head is cold.

11-02-2011, 09:30 AM	#4255
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Bill Stickers is innocent, I tell you. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-02-2011, 09:33 AM	#4256
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Pass the butter, bill.

11-02-2011, 12:13 PM	#4257
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	For some reason I thought of "butter face". You know, everything looked good, but her face. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-02-2011, 12:13 PM	#4258
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ahhh yes, memories of Butterface.

11-06-2011, 10:15 AM	#4259
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	This one is with thanks to DanaC for introducing me to Jimmy Carr Beware: the topic is Offensive Jokes with all sorts of topics... done with skill, and I think his audience enjoyed the entire session

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