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Old 11-28-2015, 04:38 PM   #61
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Old 01-01-2017, 11:25 PM   #62
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I'm not good at this game, but it lead me to this.
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“Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi
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Old 01-02-2017, 05:47 PM   #63
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My son has that, and also the followup, "Thing Explainer." It's one of his favorites.
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Old 01-08-2017, 05:05 PM   #64
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What if plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, are buried, and decompose, so they can consume us?
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Old 01-08-2017, 07:47 PM   #65
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Like this?

Or

This?
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Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)
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Old 01-09-2017, 06:41 AM   #66
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well played
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Old 01-09-2017, 03:36 PM   #67
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Never before have the words "corn sex" occurred in my mind, without the word "hole" figuring in.
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Old 04-15-2017, 12:31 PM   #68
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What if, instead of being an actor and all-around bad-ass, John Wayne had become President of the United States? What would he be remembered for?

What if, instead of being a stupid-rich business dude and President of the United States, Donald Trump had a successful rock band? What would his band's name have been? Donald Trump and The ---? What was their biggest hit? Remember, he didn't go into politics.
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Old 04-15-2017, 12:54 PM   #69
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Hello, I'm Marion M Morrison and I'm running for president.



DONALD TRUMP and some guys.

DONALD TRUMP Grabbed her pussy and broke her heart.
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Old 04-15-2017, 06:05 PM   #70
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Donald and the Strumpettes

Featuring their new hit single - Loophole Love

Available on the Mar-a-Lago label.
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Old 04-15-2017, 10:58 PM   #71
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He would never have gotten the hair plugs, he'd just wear a bandana to cover the balding like Axl Rose.
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Old 04-16-2017, 03:29 AM   #72
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Question during a Q & A in the early 70s at some university w/John Wayne:


Q: Is your hair real?

John Wayne's Answer: It's real. It's not mine, but it's real.
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Old 04-16-2017, 09:00 AM   #73
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What if, instead of being an actor and all-around bad-ass, John Wayne had become President of the United States? What would he be remembered for? ...
Cowboy diplomacy.
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Old 04-16-2017, 04:21 PM   #74
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