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Old 01-04-2020, 11:52 PM   #1
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New year New bie New questions

1) What are the first and last pieces of clothing you put on when getting dressed?
2) Did you make any New Year's Resolutions this year?
3) What is your Chinese Zodiac Sign?
4) This Question Intentionally Left Blank
5) Did the Monkey kill the Hobo?
6) With the Typewriter in the Cellar?
7) Chips/Crisps or Peanuts?
8) If we ignore it, will it go away?
9) If we ignore it, does it exist?
10a) 2020 -Two thousand-twenty or twenty-twenty?
10b) How about 2019?
11) Boggle or Yahtzee?
12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned?
13) D, L or R?
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Old 01-05-2020, 12:04 AM   #2
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1) What are the first and last pieces of clothing you put on when getting dressed? First shoes, last socks

2) Did you make any New Year's Resolutions this year? Never

3) What is your Chinese Zodiac Sign? Monkey

4)

5) Did the Monkey kill the Hobo? Poor eyewitness account--it was an ape

6) With the Typewriter in the Cellar? Yes

7) Chips/Crisps or Peanuts? Potato chips, then honey roasted peanuts, then all other kinds of chips

8) If we ignore it, will it go away? God, I wish

9) If we ignore it, does it exist? Unfortunately

10a) 2020 -Two thousand-twenty or twenty-twenty? Twenty twenty

10b) How about 2019? Twenty nineteen

11) Boggle or Yahtzee? Boggle

12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned? Nightmare Before Christmas

13) D, L or R? U,U,D,D,L,R,L,R,B,A,S
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Old 01-05-2020, 01:37 AM   #3
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1) What are the first and last pieces of clothing you put on when getting dressed?

Skivvies; noise-cancelling headphones

2) Did you make any New Year's Resolutions this year?

Studies show that announcing your goals makes you less likely to achieve them.

3) What is your Chinese Zodiac Sign?

The Peasant

4) This Question Intentionally Left Blank

The worst cheesesteak in the Philadelphia area; the best cheesesteak in the Philadelphia area.

7) Chips/Crisps or Peanuts?

Peanuts but it's very close and depends heavily on the chip brand

8) If we ignore it, will it go away?

No !!!

9) If we ignore it, does it exist?

Yes !!!

11) Boggle or Yahtzee?

Yahtzee forever.

12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned?

Cellar 2012 mug

13) D, L or R?

LD and what convinced me is that ppl WALK on the RIGHT in Britain. You know it's the way
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Old 01-05-2020, 03:04 AM   #4
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4) This Question Intentionally Left Blank

We weren't consulted about this question being left blank.

We didn't receive notification before it was left blank.

The timing is suspicious as it may have been left blank to distract from other questions.

We demand a briefing on why it was left blank.

A blank question requires a well defined goal and exit strategy.

We must consider possible retaliation for the question having been left blank.

We'll have to see what Rose McGowan says about this before we can go any further.
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Old 01-05-2020, 10:05 AM   #5
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We play Big Yahtzee. Amanda would play every night if I was willing. As it is, it's usually a couple nights a week in the summer.

Big Yahtzee rules (we made this up)

You play all 5 columns at once. Strategy develops as to which column to score your rolls in. We also start with 5 bonus rolls that you can use at any time. If you get a Yahtzee with your bonus roll, you earn an extra (keep the roll). Additional bonus rolls are earned for : first to complete a column in the top, in the bottom sections. Also first row in each section. And the pity bonus for first to fill the chance score row.

And.... We use 4 red dice and one black. The 2s are wild on red dice, 1 is wild on black. Scores get high. Plan on filling in the extra Yahtzee boxes at the bottom.

I like to modify games.
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Old 01-06-2020, 10:05 AM   #6
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1) What are the first and last pieces of clothing you put on when getting dressed?

Stetson, engineer boots.

2) Did you make any New Year's Resolutions this year?

I said "Fuck personal improvement, I'm binge-watching every Star Trek episode and movie from every series."

3) What is your Chinese Zodiac Sign?

Monkey

4) This Question Intentionally Left Blank

Attack with the weaponized bananas, then escape using Tia Tequila as a toboggan.

5) Did the Monkey kill the Hobo?

I did not.

6) With the Typewriter in the Cellar?

I'll have you know that's an Underwood, and would make a fine murder weapon, if you're strong enough.

7) Chips/Crisps or Peanuts?

Neither. I have the beetus.

8) If we ignore it, will it go away?

We can pretend it does.

9) If we ignore it, does it exist?

We are in fact pretending it doesn't.

10a) 2020 -Two thousand-twenty or twenty-twenty?

Twenty-twenty. We're not savages.

10b) How about 2019?

Two thousand nineteen. That's different.

11) Boggle or Yahtzee?

Yahtzee, if I have to do one or the other.

12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned?

Stainless steel, no design.

13) D, L or R?

D, by default.
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Old 01-06-2020, 12:09 PM   #7
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12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned?

It's kinda lame, but I LOVE a mug my parents gave me when they visited a city in Germany where I had studied as a youth. Starbucks had a whole mug series they did of tourist cities around the world and this mug is one of those. A nice big comfortable mug, with the name of the German city and a drawing of one of the historic buildings. It's well done, and brings me joy every time I use it. I'm disappointed when it is dirty and I have to use another mug.
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Old 01-06-2020, 01:09 PM   #8
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1) What are the first and last pieces of clothing you put on when getting dressed? boxer briefs / cap
2) Did you make any New Year's Resolutions this year? Not really.
3) What is your Chinese Zodiac Sign? No idea.
4) This Question Intentionally Left Blank Thanks.
5) Did the Monkey kill the Hobo? No, the hobo had nothing worth killing for.
6) With the Typewriter in the Cellar? The Man (in the yellow hat) did it.
7) Chips/Crisps or Peanuts? Peanuts
8) If we ignore it, will it go away? Absolutely.
9) If we ignore it, does it exist? Does what exist?
10a) 2020 -Two thousand-twenty or twenty-twenty? twenty-twenty
10b) How about 2019? meh, precursor.
11) Boggle or Yahtzee? Catan
12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned? glazed: light blue (sky) over dark blue (sea) over brown (land)
13) D, L or R? Independent
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Old 01-06-2020, 02:04 PM   #9
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11) Boggle or Yahtzee? Catan
Ah, the game that had people saying "I have wood for sheep."
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Old 01-06-2020, 05:52 PM   #10
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lol
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Old 01-06-2020, 06:06 PM   #11
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13) D, L or R? Independent
Ha, I didn't even think of those options when I picked those letters
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Old 01-08-2020, 03:46 PM   #12
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1) What are the first and last pieces of clothing you put on when getting dressed? First, underwear. Last, hat, or coat if Ima wear one.

2) Did you make any New Year's Resolutions this year? Nope, not a one.

3) What is your Chinese Zodiac Sign? Monkey

4) This Question Intentionally Left Blank

5) Did the Monkey kill the Hobo? Yes.

6) With the Typewriter in the Cellar? No, with a Shawnee in Ohio.

7) Chips/Crisps or Peanuts? Peanuts, wrapped in M&Ms.

8) If we ignore it, will it go away? No, it'll get infected.

9) If we ignore it, does it exist? Not for house cats, or Gravdigrs.

10a) 2020 -Two thousand-twenty or twenty-twenty? Twenty-twenty.

10b) How about 2019? I called 2019 (and still call it) a fucking bastard.

11) Boggle or Yahtzee? Boggle.

12) What is the design on the most favorite coffee/tea mug/cup you ever owned? My Harley-Davidson coffee cup.

13) D, L or R? Takes all three to make a dollar.
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