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Old 11-26-2018, 02:41 PM   #1576
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"...you're our boy..." is one of the funniest lines in the song.
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Old 11-27-2018, 06:55 PM   #1577
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BE IT RESOLVED that ANC 2A hereby initiates a proposal for a symbolic designation of the unit block of New Hampshire Avenue, N.W., between F Street, N.W., and Virginia Avenue, N.W., in Ward 2, as “Jamal Khashoggi Way”
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Old 11-27-2018, 09:36 PM   #1578
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GAHH!1!

Sceert me a li'l bit.

Capitol letters, man. Phew.
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Old 12-17-2018, 08:47 PM   #1579
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This is apparently a contender for the British christmas #1. I love it This is the stuff I miss, I've been smiling all day since I saw it

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Old 12-18-2018, 12:25 PM   #1580
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This is apparently a contender for the British christmas #1. I love it This is the stuff I miss, I've been smiling all day since I saw it

Excellent! I'll be humming that song (and thinking of sausage rolls) for the next few days, and I'm ok with that.
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Old 12-18-2018, 02:57 PM   #1581
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Now I want sausage rolls.
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Old 12-18-2018, 05:48 PM   #1582
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keeping my comments to myself...
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Old 12-19-2018, 10:10 AM   #1583
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Don't judge.

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Old 12-22-2018, 02:20 PM   #1584
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Saw this eBay ad today:

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It pictures a Non-Commissioned officer (NCO).

Yeah, that's eBay.
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Old 01-06-2019, 05:14 PM   #1585
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I have a choice/am walking a fine line between being miserable and mildly amused so I'm posting this here and hoping that will win out ...

Towards the end, Beest's slippers were dying to a point where they were dangerous for his unstable self. It was not slipper season and he was a size 13 and had found only one brand that worked for his needs/preferences so they were kind of hard to find even when it was slipper season. But I found a pair online (at a $$premium). I was so proud of myself. Shame I didn't look behind all his colostomy supplies where I just found three brand new pairs stock-piled :/ (at the end of one season I found a shit ton of his size on clearance and he used to destroy several pairs a year so....)
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Old 01-06-2019, 06:11 PM   #1586
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Thank you.

(I double posted to use that one)
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Old 01-06-2019, 09:33 PM   #1587
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well also you have never had terminal fucking cancer with unpleasant palliative treatments that require suddenly acquiring a shit ton of medical supplies and needing somewhere to put them either.
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:02 PM   #1588
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That's what made it easier for me to be mildly amused. Thanx again.
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Old 01-10-2019, 03:27 PM   #1589
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He still does.
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Originally Posted by Elon Musk
The new Roadster will actually do something like [hovering in the air on rockets]
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Old 01-16-2019, 08:06 PM   #1590
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Today, my daughter got into a conversation with a medical professional about our dog, and asked if she wanted to see a picture (not for the first time.) The doctor, being a good sport, says sure. So I dutifully show her the most recent picture, wherein the dog is sprawled on her back in a very adorable way.

"Do you want to see the picture of her face again, too?" asks my daughter (this being the picture the doctor has already seen.)

"Sure," says the doctor--and foolishly starts swiping backwards through the images on my phone. The photos she sees, in order...

--A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs"
--A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag
--My son's EDM recital video
--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.

It was only at that point that I managed to get the phone out of her hands and say, "Let me go ahead and scroll, it's pretty far back..."
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