The Laziest Thing Ever Done

Gravdigr · 12-09-2013, 02:44 PM

Behold, ladies and gentlemen of The Cellar:

The Laziest Thing Ever Done. EVAH.

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Sundae · 12-10-2013, 04:10 AM

Buying pre-chopped frozen onions now just seems like a reasonable convenience.
I tip my hat.

Griff · 12-10-2013, 05:37 AM

Not exactly leading by example...

monster · 12-10-2013, 07:41 AM

Why is doing mental work instead of physical work lazy? (Almost) any dipshit can move their body.

Lamplighter · 12-10-2013, 08:51 AM

Lazy connotes getting others to do something instead of doing it yourself.

footfootfoot · 12-10-2013, 01:52 PM

Two Corsicans were sleeping in a tree and the Corsican on the lower branch called up to his friend in the branches above and said "Hey, buddy, do me a favor and look down here and tell me if my fly is open."

The guy in the upper branches says "No. Look yourself. I'm sleeping."

"Come on, man. Help me out, just look down and check if my fly is open."
"I told you I'm too tired. Find out for yourself if your zipper is open.
"Aww man, just look."
"NO."
"Ahh fuck it, then. I'll wait until tomorrow to piss."

(No nuns fainted in the telling of this joke)

12-09-2013, 02:44 PM	#1
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12-10-2013, 04:10 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Buying pre-chopped frozen onions now just seems like a reasonable convenience. I tip my hat. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-10-2013, 05:37 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Not exactly leading by example... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-10-2013, 07:41 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Why is doing mental work instead of physical work lazy? (Almost) any dipshit can move their body. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-10-2013, 01:52 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Two Corsicans were sleeping in a tree and the Corsican on the lower branch called up to his friend in the branches above and said "Hey, buddy, do me a favor and look down here and tell me if my fly is open." The guy in the upper branches says "No. Look yourself. I'm sleeping." "Come on, man. Help me out, just look down and check if my fly is open." "I told you I'm too tired. Find out for yourself if your zipper is open. "Aww man, just look." "NO." "Ahh fuck it, then. I'll wait until tomorrow to piss." (No nuns fainted in the telling of this joke) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-10-2013, 08:51 AM	#5
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Lazy connotes getting others to do something instead of doing it yourself.

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