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Old 11-17-2008, 10:04 PM   #16
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Urbane rises from behind the bar like a mountain, spritzing the whole area of the dessert bar with the wet bar's beer keg hose. Sticky sticky!
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Old 11-18-2008, 09:43 AM   #17
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I can easily see this thread meshing into the orgy thread..
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:44 AM   #18
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Cicero grabs the 5 gallon Ice Bucket and heads upstairs....and stands right over where zengum is sitting below.....aims, and pours...woooosh!!

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Old 11-19-2008, 12:14 PM   #19
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Trea tosses the industrial-sized bottle of chocolate syrup to Cicero and grabs the butterscotch one for herself and starts squirting randomly and wildly, covering anyone within range in butterscotch syrup!
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:00 PM   #20
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Owwww, hey! Ice is hard.

ZG flings coloured jelly [colored jello] at Cicero and Treas, then points upwards and yells, UG, watch out! above you!
While UG is checking for danger from above, ZG lobs a pavlova directly at him. The whipped cream explodes leaving him with fruit salad stuck in his hair. (I know I'll pay for that, but it was worth it. )
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:43 AM   #21
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Trea deliberately targets ZG with the butterscotch syrup, squirting him til the bottle's empty, then flings the jello sticking to her back at him, squealing with delight and flinging her hair about wildly to shake the sticky out of it!
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Old 11-20-2008, 07:53 AM   #22
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Say, Treas, you seem to be enjoying this rather a lot.
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Old 11-20-2008, 08:54 AM   #23
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Food fights KICK A**, especially when there's sticky involved, because then there's the communal showers afterwards
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Old 11-21-2008, 03:50 AM   #24
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ZG sneaks up on Treas ... with the whipped cream dispenser from the dessert bar at the ready...
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Old 11-21-2008, 07:50 AM   #25
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Trea doesn't hear ZG sneaking up and digs a few bananas out of the fridge to throw at various people, including Undertoad and Lumberjim, tossing the peels behind her on the floor...


(If things keep going this way, we're going to have the makings of a HUGE banana split sundae!!)
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Old 11-21-2008, 08:23 AM   #26
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Cicero starts carrying things in from the car.

It's Thanksgiving tiiime!!! Cicero starts grabbing from the heavy pots. Here's some stuffing! Lobs at zen. Here's some turkey giblet graaaavy! Lobs at Sundae! How about some turkey for a turkey?!? Lobs at lj. How about some pumpkin piiiiie?!? Lobs at monster. How about some whipped cream with that?!? Lobs at steve dallas. Who likes cranberry sauce?!? Lobs at Shawnee....Oh you want creamed corn? I've got creamed corn!!! Lobs at jinxer. What's that you say? I forgot the sweet potatoe pie?!? Lobs at Sundae. Ha haa haaaaa!!!Who wants this cornbread?!? Lobs a steamy pile at UT.

Oh are you guys thirsty?!? Grabs the champagne and sprays caser. Oh you like white?!? Grabs the zinfandel and pours directly over classics's head. No? Red for you please? Grabs the pinot noir and pours on treas.

Cicero sits back with a crude smile, from all the havoc executed in the spirit of the holidays, and sips from her wassail. (feeds Pilau under the table the good turkey she saved, as he likes the moist stuff)
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Old 11-21-2008, 09:38 AM   #27
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-licks the pinot noir off her skin- Hmm. Quality stuff, Cic, why waste it?
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Old 11-21-2008, 10:51 AM   #28
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Only the best for you Treas. I know someone is going to try and lick it off of you later, I'm curteous. Not much is lost on the 'ol cic.*sips from wassail*
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Old 11-21-2008, 10:59 AM   #29
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awww -bats eyelashes- I appreciate your consideration! -looks around the room- Who's up to lick?
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Old 11-21-2008, 11:04 AM   #30
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They are still covered in Thanksgiving...They might not be in the mood yet.
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