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Old 01-29-2019, 12:51 AM   #1
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Keeping Kids in Winter

Keeping kids in winter means keeping them busy, entertained, out of trouble, and maybe out of your hair.
Give them these to practice, maybe to illustrate a story, or make up a story.
If they make one up write it down, maybe get a book deal, or make millions on u-tube.
Then piss it away before they get old enough to contest it.
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Old 01-29-2019, 08:05 AM   #2
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Apparently you need tiny forearms to do "EEND" or "ZWANN".
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Old 01-29-2019, 09:59 AM   #3
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Who knows what evil lurks in the hands of men?

The shadows know.
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Old 01-29-2019, 12:11 PM   #4
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No officer, that was just a one-eared konijntjes.
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Old 01-29-2019, 12:21 PM   #5
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Old 01-29-2019, 02:34 PM   #6
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Youse guys are makin' it tough for us dummies.
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Old 01-29-2019, 03:17 PM   #7
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Heh, you posted that shit!
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Old 01-30-2019, 12:19 AM   #8
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Posted what shit, the English translations? As long as I had to look it up I figured preventing someone else from having to do the same was the decent thing to do.
So I figured I'd get my gesture of goodwill to my fellow man over early this year.
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Old 01-30-2019, 01:48 PM   #9
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Who the locomotive?
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Old 01-30-2019, 06:37 PM   #10
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Every time I see the title of this thread, I think to myself:

"What? You can't keep 'em in a box till spring thaw?"
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Old 01-30-2019, 09:57 PM   #11
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Who the locomotive?
You're babbling again.
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Old 01-31-2019, 10:22 AM   #12
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Every time I see the title of this thread, I think to myself:

"What? You can't keep 'em in a box till spring thaw?"
A lot of ppl use a pit...
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