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View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower?
Male - Hell yeah 14 58.33%
Male - ew ew ew (thats manly) 1 4.17%
Female - Yeah, its called Multitasking 6 25.00%
Female - No 3 12.50%
Not telling 0 0%
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:20 AM   #1
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Do you pee in the shower?

It appears that the guys I work with are mortified that I pee in the shower, occasionally I mean. Not occasionally mortified, occasionally peeing in the shower.

Its not like I go in there specifically to pee, but if I am in there and I need to...why not?
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:34 AM   #2
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About George peeing in the shower at the gym (on Seinfeld):


George Costanza: It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal.
Jerry: Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of somebody else's urine?

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Old 03-19-2008, 07:36 AM   #3
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This is well covered territory here in the Cellar. I think this is the third thread on this, and previous threads established that the majority of Dwellars pee in the shower.

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Old 03-19-2008, 09:43 AM   #4
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It appears that the guys I work with are mortified that I pee in the shower, occasionally I mean. Not occasionally mortified, occasionally peeing in the shower.
Once again, and I should probably know better by now, but I have to ask, how do they know? In what context did the subject come up?
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Old 03-19-2008, 10:35 AM   #5
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No. And wearing flip flops in the shower at the gym makes me less skittish if my mind thinks about that. Nasty!
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Old 03-19-2008, 01:10 PM   #6
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But shina, you're already standing on other people's sweat, underarm bacteria, hair grease... at least urine is sterile.
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:58 PM   #7
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This is well covered territory here in the Cellar. I think this is the third thread on this, and previous threads established that the majority of Dwellars pee in the shower.

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Second thread

Yabbut glatt, there are lots of new people here now :p

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Once again, and I should probably know better by now, but I have to ask, how do they know? In what context did the subject come up?
You dont discuss such things at work over lunch?

I believe we were talking about faking during sex, and one of the sales guys said his wife NEVER fakes, to which I burst out laughing and said "and I bet she doesnt pee in the shower either". Which was met with much "eww-ing" and "dirty bitch-ing".
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:52 AM   #8
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Yabbut glatt, there are lots of new people here now :p
True! I certainly don't want to shut the conversation down. It's a classic topic.
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:06 AM   #9
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You dont discuss such things at work over lunch?

I believe we were talking about faking during sex, and one of the sales guys said his wife NEVER fakes, to which I burst out laughing and said "and I bet she doesnt pee in the shower either". Which was met with much "eww-ing" and "dirty bitch-ing".
You kill me, girl. You really do. I'd have lunch with you anytime! maybe we could go to Geno's in Philly (long drive for you, I know) and order "two large wiz wit" or wtf ever.
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:33 AM   #10
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This is well covered territory here in the Cellar.
OK, what about this territory?

Washing the a$$hole: first, middle, last? At what point in your shower routine do you hit this spot? And hopefully you just don't orbit Uranus a few times and call it good -- especially youse guys.

/hijack?
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:51 AM   #11
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maybe we could go to Geno's in Philly (long drive for you, I know) and order "two large wiz wit" or wtf ever.
it's funny because this line has been quoted like 5 times....and it should read 'two large wit wiz' ...meaning with cheeze whiz. (that nasty cheese like substance you get on roller rink nachos.



it's fucking nasty. real natives get provolone or american.
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:00 AM   #12
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I'm from Texas, and even I know that American cheese is a travesty. As far as "cheeze whiz" ... WTF?!
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Old 03-20-2008, 10:33 AM   #13
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Nope. I pee in your shower.
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:21 PM   #14
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Yes... but I make sure it goes down the drain.


unlike you animals...
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Old 03-28-2008, 07:13 PM   #15
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it's funny because this line has been quoted like 5 times....and it should read 'two large wit wiz' ...meaning with cheeze whiz.
Oh man, are you sure you're from around here????

"Wiz" is the cheese, "wit" is talking about the fried onions. I can't wait till wolf shows up to tear your ass off for getting it wrong.
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