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BigV · 08-23-2011, 02:14 PM

reminds me of one of my favorite scout skits

two young scouts are arguing about Super Sugar Blasters! or some such imaginary candy thing. They are facing each other and one says "It's candy!" and the other replies "It's a breath mint!" "Candy!" "Breath mint!" "CANDY!" "BREATH MINT!" as they approach each other until they're practically nose to nose. Then one of them backs up a step and waves his hand in front of his nose as he makes a face and says "You're right. It's candy."

I lol every time.

Anyhow, it's my policy to *always* say, "Yes, thanks" when offered a breath mint or a piece of gum. I might not know my breath offends them, and even if it doesn't, hey, *free candy*!

Gravdigr · 08-23-2011, 04:47 PM

Shit, just tell her, in an unmean way. She really might not be aware of it. As uptight as a lot of women are about their appearance, I can't imagine she'd willingly walk around with the stank-breath.

Can't certain circumstances w/diebeetus cause funky breath?

Pico and ME · 08-23-2011, 05:11 PM

Also, not flossing. Had to remind my (21 yr old) stepson to start flossing again the other day - his breath smelled like death.

wolf · 08-23-2011, 10:38 PM

Diabetes breath tends to smell fruity.

She might just like garlic, onions, and pickled eggs for lunch or something.

Try making the gum offer look natural, like have some yourself and then offer, after a few times you can just offer.

Or you can ask a supervisor HR to handle it. When in doubt, delegate.

Lola Bunny · 08-23-2011, 11:23 PM

My younger sister and her friend once told me that the friend used to have really, really breath. They said she had "doo doo breath."

It turned out that she needed to scrap her tongue. I think it was her dentist who taught her that she needed to scrap her tongue, especially the far back part. Her breath has not smelled like doo doo since.

jimhelm · 08-24-2011, 12:02 AM

She scrapped her tongue? Seems rather drastic.

Sundae · 08-24-2011, 04:02 AM

Haggis.

grynch · 08-24-2011, 04:04 AM

you just leave haggis alone or I'll have to whip you with my sporran !

Spexxvet · 08-24-2011, 09:53 AM

George Carlin did a bit about bad breath. It ended with the guy who got scope in his locker going berzerk, climbing a bell tower with a rifle and shooting people.

"and they blamed marine training"

BigV · 08-24-2011, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grynch

One of my colleagues has just been in my office to discuss something and for not the first time she has severe bad breath... or as a friend years ago used to say ( referring to someone else )

"her breath was so bad it could knock a buzzard off of a sh*te wagon"

would any of you kind souls have perhaps a gentler way to break this to her?

does she have an internet connection? send this link to her.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/44232844

HungLikeJesus · 08-24-2011, 03:43 PM

Or this one:
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=752380

08-23-2011, 02:14 PM	#16
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	reminds me of one of my favorite scout skits two young scouts are arguing about Super Sugar Blasters! or some such imaginary candy thing. They are facing each other and one says "It's candy!" and the other replies "It's a breath mint!" "Candy!" "Breath mint!" "CANDY!" "BREATH MINT!" as they approach each other until they're practically nose to nose. Then one of them backs up a step and waves his hand in front of his nose as he makes a face and says "You're right. It's candy." I lol every time. Anyhow, it's my policy to always say, "Yes, thanks" when offered a breath mint or a piece of gum. I might not know my breath offends them, and even if it doesn't, hey, free candy! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-23-2011, 04:47 PM	#17
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Shit, just tell her, in an unmean way. She really might not be aware of it. As uptight as a lot of women are about their appearance, I can't imagine she'd willingly walk around with the stank-breath. Can't certain circumstances w/diebeetus cause funky breath? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-23-2011, 05:11 PM	#18
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Also, not flossing. Had to remind my (21 yr old) stepson to start flossing again the other day - his breath smelled like death. __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

08-23-2011, 10:38 PM	#19
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Diabetes breath tends to smell fruity. She might just like garlic, onions, and pickled eggs for lunch or something. Try making the gum offer look natural, like have some yourself and then offer, after a few times you can just offer. Or you can ask a supervisor HR to handle it. When in doubt, delegate. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-24-2011, 12:02 AM	#21
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	She scrapped her tongue? Seems rather drastic. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-23-2011, 11:23 PM	#20
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	My younger sister and her friend once told me that the friend used to have really, really breath. They said she had "doo doo breath." It turned out that she needed to scrap her tongue. I think it was her dentist who taught her that she needed to scrap her tongue, especially the far back part. Her breath has not smelled like doo doo since.

08-24-2011, 04:02 AM	#22
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Haggis. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-24-2011, 04:04 AM	#23
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	you just leave haggis alone or I'll have to whip you with my sporran ! Attached Images

08-24-2011, 09:53 AM	#24
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	George Carlin did a bit about bad breath. It ended with the guy who got scope in his locker going berzerk, climbing a bell tower with a rifle and shooting people. "and they blamed marine training" __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-24-2011, 03:43 PM	#26
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Or this one: http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=752380 __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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