August 19, 2008: Telemegaphone

xoxoxoBruce · 08-19-2008, 12:06 AM

Telemegaphone? Whazat?

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Call +4790369389 to have your voice blasted into the luscious lands of Norway. Open for business August 02 - September 06, 2008!

Telemegaphone Dale is a 23-foot-tall wind-powered loudspeaker sculpture that picks up incoming calls and projects them into the nearby surroundings. This Telemegaphone, created by the Swedish designers at Unsworn Industries, is located on a mountain overlooking the village of Dalsfjord in Western Norway. Apparently, a “massive” amount of people have been calling. The sculpture is only “available” when the wind is blowing and the line isn’t busy.

When you dial the Telemegaphone’s phone number the sound of your voice is projected out across the fjord, the valley and the village of Dale below. No answer? Telemegaphone Dale is wind powered and self-reliant. Recently however, the weather has been exceptionally calm in Dale and there has been a massive amount of people calling

Just remember, the children... remember the children.

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Kingswood · 08-19-2008, 02:07 AM

Cue "The Lonely Goatherd" in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...

SPUCK · 08-19-2008, 05:04 AM

Funky!

If I lived in that house my 30-06 would be talking to that windmill...

FStop · 08-19-2008, 08:01 AM

Hmm. I suppose calling it and then playing a recording of an air raid siren would be out of good taste..

FStop · 08-19-2008, 08:05 AM

No, no. On second thought, Rickrolling that thing would definitely be bad...Or funny.

Sheldonrs · 08-19-2008, 08:27 AM

Hmmm...Megaphone + screaming, moaning porn sounds = fun for the whole family!

ZenGum · 08-19-2008, 08:42 AM

Why would you want that in your valley? Between the porno weirdos, air-raid sirens, rickrolling (LOL!), ads, potty-mouth teens, seriously what bloody good would ever come out of it?

Okay, just maybe, just once, something useful ... "Olaf! Olaf! Bitte Kommen zum Homen und eaten dinner mit us, yah?"

barefoot serpent · 08-19-2008, 09:59 AM

just say nø

Randalll · 08-19-2008, 10:45 AM

I would call and play a recording of the wind.

Shawnee123 · 08-19-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Randalll

I would call and play a recording of the wind.

Eggsellent!

Welcome, Randalll!

Sheldonrs · 08-19-2008, 11:32 AM

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikolaaaaaaaaaaaa............!!!!!!!!!

birdclaw · 08-19-2008, 12:04 PM

As if there isn't enough noise pollution as is. (but the hills could be alive with the sound of music!):p

sweetwater · 08-19-2008, 12:21 PM

I wonder if this piece was inspired by the Mojave Desert Phone Booth. I used to call the MDPB & I still keep the number in my cell phone. I miss it. *sniff* Maybe I should use the Telemegaphone to plea for its return. "Hello down there, this is God...."

Stonan · 08-19-2008, 09:02 PM

I have the irresistible urge to call this up during my next Tour of Duty session...

HungLikeJesus · 08-19-2008, 09:06 PM

sweetwater, I just added that movie to my NetFlix que.

08-19-2008, 02:07 AM	#2
Kingswood Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Melbourne, Vic Posts: 316	Cue "The Lonely Goatherd" in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... __________________ Ur is a city in Mesopotamia.

08-19-2008, 08:01 AM	#4
FStop Stretching the Veil Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 154	Hmm. I suppose calling it and then playing a recording of an air raid siren would be out of good taste.. __________________

08-19-2008, 08:05 AM	#5
FStop Stretching the Veil Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 154	No, no. On second thought, Rickrolling that thing would definitely be bad...Or funny. __________________

08-19-2008, 08:27 AM	#6
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Hmmm...Megaphone + screaming, moaning porn sounds = fun for the whole family! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

08-19-2008, 08:42 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Why would you want that in your valley? Between the porno weirdos, air-raid sirens, rickrolling (LOL!), ads, potty-mouth teens, seriously what bloody good would ever come out of it? Okay, just maybe, just once, something useful ... "Olaf! Olaf! Bitte Kommen zum Homen und eaten dinner mit us, yah?" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-19-2008, 05:04 AM	#3
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Funky! If I lived in that house my 30-06 would be talking to that windmill...

08-19-2008, 09:59 AM	#8
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	just say nø __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

08-19-2008, 10:45 AM	#9
Randalll Kinda New Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1	I would call and play a recording of the wind.

08-19-2008, 11:32 AM	#11
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikolaaaaaaaaaaaa............!!!!!!!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

08-19-2008, 12:04 PM	#12
birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	As if there isn't enough noise pollution as is. (but the hills could be alive with the sound of music!):p

08-19-2008, 12:21 PM	#13
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	I wonder if this piece was inspired by the Mojave Desert Phone Booth. I used to call the MDPB & I still keep the number in my cell phone. I miss it. sniff Maybe I should use the Telemegaphone to plea for its return. "Hello down there, this is God...." __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

08-19-2008, 09:02 PM	#14
Stonan Do-er of Deeds Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Cloverdale, British Columbia, Canada, Earth, Universe #42 Posts: 41	I have the irresistible urge to call this up during my next Tour of Duty session... __________________ Jesus got it wrong by one letter: The Geek shall inherit the earth...

08-19-2008, 09:06 PM	#15
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	sweetwater, I just added that movie to my NetFlix que. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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