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Old 11-11-2017, 03:08 PM   #256
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Ted Cruz looks like if boredom and the sound of sleep screams had a baby with a shitty haircut and a smug demeanor.
~Ian Fortey, for Cracked.com article on "bad idea sex toys". Wobbling Willy (<--NSFW), if you're interested.
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Old 11-21-2017, 02:23 PM   #257
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There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots. there are no old, bold pilots.
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Old 11-22-2017, 03:34 AM   #258
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Woman writing about cleaning out her deceased mothers house...
"This is one of the hardest things I've had to do. And I've dated musicians."
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Old 11-22-2017, 10:35 AM   #259
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Dad quoting his daughter from Houston who has been flooded out:

"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."
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Old 11-24-2017, 01:35 AM   #260
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"If it weren't for my struggles, I wouldn't know my strengths."
Daughter sounds like a wise person.
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Old 12-06-2017, 02:15 PM   #261
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Sometimes The Heaviness is waiting for me when I wake up in the morning. I wake up and I say "Hiii, Heaviness!"

And The Heaviness goes "Oh, you're gonna be drinking early today."
~Rodney Dangerfield (paraphrasing)
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Old 01-19-2018, 08:39 AM   #262
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DanDan didn't break any actual rules, but I'm confident he was also an academic paper spammer. Stole a profile photo from an employee at a Russian interior design firm. Posted from the same ISP as the previous spammer a couple minutes earlier. And his/her address has been reported multiple times at StopForumSpam. Claimed to be from Chicago, but the ISP appeared to be in Holland.

A lot of work to just get banned.
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Old 01-19-2018, 02:26 PM   #263
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"Mjolnir rest easily on its hook, awaiting the time when, again, its strength will be required..."
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Old 03-12-2018, 02:44 PM   #264
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Rep. Jared Huffman on Betsy DeVos:

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...rich, white, and dumber than a bag of hammers.
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:59 PM   #265
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Old 06-23-2018, 05:38 PM   #266
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Old 06-23-2018, 07:11 PM   #267
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Good rundown on reasons why here.
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:22 PM   #268
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Yeah, he looks like he might still be imitating Keith Richards.
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:40 PM   #269
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Good rundown on reasons why here.
I just read part of it. That looks to be a fairly good piece.

Thank you, Ms. Fobble.
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Old 06-24-2018, 11:26 PM   #270
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It's interesting, there's a lot of he said, she said, but I suspect the truth is in the middle some where.
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