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Old 04-24-2018, 05:14 PM   #16
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Old 04-24-2018, 06:27 PM   #17
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you know how I know you're old?
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Old 04-24-2018, 06:36 PM   #18
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Heh. The question that separates the men from the boys, is... how many gray pubic hairs is too many?
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Old 04-24-2018, 09:03 PM   #19
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Zippyt! How ya been, brother?

Good , Busy , i still lurk in the shadows
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Old 04-24-2018, 09:51 PM   #20
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You know how I know you're old?

You have a pill organizer

You get excited when it's clean sheet night

You don't care if someone is wrong on the internet.
I don't have a pill organizer ...but I do now take 9 supplement tablets every weekday morning (7 different supplements). I tip them out and shove them in my left pocket while I make tea, then when I get to work I take them with said tea while I process the morning price changes and sales etc. (The buttered toast goes in the right pocket) I put the tablets in a sample cup (deli sample not pee sample) when I get to work.

I do keep all 7 bottles of pills in a plastic shoebox on top of the bread bin. Does that count as an organizer?

(How I know I'm really old ... all the supplements are fucked-up-joints related (the bodily kind, no spiky leaves). Except the potassium for night cramps -which really fucking works, people)

I do sleep better on clean sheets, but I don't get excited because that means I have to change the bed and wash sheets.

Ah. The last one. A toughie. I have learned to be OK with people being wrong by following the advice I made up and gave to Thor (who has problems with people being wrong)....

It's OK for people to be wrong and not know it, as long as their being wrong isn't putting anyone in immediate physical danger.
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:16 AM   #21
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You do understand that I'm not calling you old specifically? You, monster. I was talking about me. Lovely old me.

Amanda and I were riffing on the you know how I know you're gay bit from 40 yr old virgin. She turns 40 next month, so I've been ribbing her.
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Old 04-25-2018, 11:51 AM   #22
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It's OK Jim...


And when it comes to the beautiful Amanda...


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Old 04-25-2018, 07:38 PM   #23
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You do understand that I'm not calling you old specifically? You, monster. I was talking about me. Lovely old me.

Amanda and I were riffing on the you know how I know you're gay bit from 40 yr old virgin. She turns 40 next month, so I've been ribbing her.
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:40 PM   #24
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I'm sorry I made it about me if it upset you. I was just a little lonely and chatty, I guess
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Old 04-25-2018, 09:54 PM   #25
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you know your old when the Play Boy center fold is young enough to be your kid , but your REALLL old when she could be your GRAND KID !!!!
You know your really old when you only read the articles.
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:28 PM   #26
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You know you've got one foot in the grave when you can't even read the articles 'cause you only know how to write.
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:29 PM   #27
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Great articles though
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:31 PM   #28
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but are they real and do we care?
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Old 04-26-2018, 04:20 AM   #29
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I'm sorry I made it about me if it upset you. I was just a little lonely and chatty, I guess
Aren't we all doing that here? Isn't that whut this thread is for?

Me - I have glasses (specs) in every room. I thought I was being clever, but it turns out I am just being old.
I have a pill organiser but it is for Mr Limey who is on a regime of 8 in the morning and one at night. We'll need a bigger one for mornings at this rate ...
Clean sheets ... mmmm .... someo else making the bed - even BETTER!
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Old 04-26-2018, 06:43 AM   #30
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If you do most of your reading while on the toilet.

I only see my wife's boobies when I help her with a bra.

Sex is with a threesome, me, myself and I.

I see a 50 yr old woman and think she is hot.

A 20 yr old car is not that old.

I forget what I am talking about mid sentence. Why just the
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