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Old 06-26-2018, 05:41 PM   #1
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Old Age Ain't For Pussies

In the envelope with my drivers license renewal forms they included this...



Mature? Never... oh wait, they mean old.
Well I've got seniority so get those damn whippersnappers outta my way.
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Old 06-27-2018, 05:18 AM   #2
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Old 06-27-2018, 09:09 AM   #3
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HAGGIS!
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Old 06-27-2018, 12:47 PM   #4
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I have not yet begun to age.[/paraphrasingJPJ]
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:33 PM   #5
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As long as they don't send you something like that when it comes time to renew your concealed carry permit, you're still good to go for road rage.
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Old 06-29-2018, 01:00 PM   #6
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Permits. Pfft.
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Old 11-23-2018, 02:19 PM   #7
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Old 11-24-2018, 10:01 AM   #8
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Ha!

Apparently one of the astronauts just found a cache of these on the space station.
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Old 11-25-2018, 03:13 PM   #9
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The ancient Compaq Presario I use for a jukebox in my bedroom has a floppy drive. And I have one (drive) in the closet, too.
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:10 PM   #10
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Old 02-14-2019, 01:36 PM   #11
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Old 02-14-2019, 10:34 PM   #12
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I'm replying with my hearty thanks.... quick before the video ends and I forget.
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Old 02-15-2019, 12:41 AM   #13
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Why couldn't I turn the CC on?
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Old 02-15-2019, 11:56 AM   #14
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Why couldn't I turn the CC on?
Maybe the poster has to provide them?

Anywho, here ya go:



There. There's my good deed for the day.
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Old 02-15-2019, 02:25 PM   #15
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I pulled a "not my first rodeo" move on two sheets of 23/32 plywood at Lowes on my way home from work. A kid who works there made a point of swinging by after, "I was gonna offer to help until I saw you load the first one." To be fair, I used to do this stuff with two shorties in tow, ain't no thing. /graybeard








now if I could only remember what I wanted plywood for...
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