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Old 08-14-2018, 12:50 PM   #3916
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That story made me go to wikipedia to remind myself the plot of The Murders in the Rue Morgue.
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Old 08-14-2018, 03:20 PM   #3917
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Monkey in a chimney? Start a fire.
Falls out when it's done.
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Old 08-21-2018, 05:18 AM   #3918
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I know it's a (very) cheap laugh....

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Old 08-21-2018, 02:46 PM   #3919
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I think they just walk around proving they don't have peniss penii penneses cocks.

Cuz I don't trust some of 'em.
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Old 08-21-2018, 04:16 PM   #3920
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Sounds like penis envoy to me.
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