Idiot sightings - Page 8

ZenGum · 07-14-2010, 07:30 AM

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A man who was mauled by a five-metre crocodile after climbing into its enclosure in Western Australia's north says he did it because he wanted to know what its skin felt like.

Michal Newman, 36, jumped into the crocodile's pen at a Broome wildlife park on Monday night and was bitten on the leg.

He suffered serious leg injuries and underwent surgery yesterday.

Mr Newman, who was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the attack, says he just wanted to pat the massive reptile.

"I thought to myself, well I will jump the fence and go from behind its tail and pat it and sit on its back," he said.

More at the link, including an interview, eh?

dmg1969 · 07-14-2010, 01:48 PM

Should have let the croc assist in thinning the herd. Although alcohol surely didn't help, guaranteed he's that stupid when NOT under the influence....

classicman · 07-14-2010, 02:15 PM

Undertoad · 07-14-2010, 02:33 PM

A kitten on Shaw Drive apparently has rectum problems!!

classicman · 07-14-2010, 02:36 PM

damn you picked that up too fast!

Flint · 07-14-2010, 03:56 PM

http://www.google.com/search?q=kitte...e7&rlz=1I7ADBF

ZenGum · 04-24-2011, 03:39 AM

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Teenage boy teases shark, gets bitten

A teenager has been flown to Perth for surgery after being bitten by a shark he enticed towards the shore.

The boy was bitten on the left heel while he was cleaning fish at Red Bluff, 140 kilometres north of Carnarvon, about 9:00pm.

The manager of a nearby campsite, Bec Caldwell, says the teenager used the frame of a fish to entice the one-metre reef shark towards him.

She says the boy was bitten when he was knocked over by a wave.

"[There were] heaps of people on the beach, heaps of kids in the water," she said.

"It was pretty silly, really, that people were feeding sharks while there was other kids around.

"So hopefully this will teach people a lesson not do silly things."

The teenage boy spent the night in the town's hospital and is being transferred to Perth by the Royal Flying Doctor Service.

Another man was bitten on the finger by a reef shark today when he put his hand into its mouth to pose for a photo.

A two-fer!

Pico and ME · 04-24-2011, 10:39 AM

Really, this is why there's no hope for humanity.

infinite monkey · 04-25-2011, 08:05 AM

It is my opinion that the problem with Darwinism is it doesn't go far enough.

morethanpretty · 04-27-2011, 10:54 PM

Look here!

morethanpretty · 04-27-2011, 11:28 PM

Now, look in the mirror!

ZenGum · 05-05-2011, 10:26 PM

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Man answers phone during pizza store break-in

A man who broke into a pizza shop in Adelaide answered the phone while in the premises.

Police said the store in Bank Street in the city was broken into just after midnight, activating an alarm.

When the alarm monitoring company rang the pizza store, the offender picked up the phone.

Police arrived and arrested a 27-year-old man outside the store.

Flint · 05-06-2011, 12:00 AM

What? It's rude to let the phone ring if you're really there.

monster · 05-06-2011, 10:20 AM

Woman too incapacitated to cook for her family, let alone work, skydives

Is it a miracle?

She's in court charged with benefit fraud. She paid for a professional video of her jump, including her landing and walking away. They are using it as evidence

infinite monkey · 05-06-2011, 10:23 AM

Tandem jump? Pussy.

07-14-2010, 01:48 PM	#107
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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	A kitten on Shaw Drive apparently has rectum problems!!

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04-25-2011, 08:05 AM	#114
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	It is my opinion that the problem with Darwinism is it doesn't go far enough.

04-27-2011, 11:28 PM	#116
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Now, look in the mirror! __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-06-2011, 12:00 AM	#118
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	What? It's rude to let the phone ring if you're really there. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-06-2011, 10:20 AM	#119
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Woman too incapacitated to cook for her family, let alone work, skydives Is it a miracle? She's in court charged with benefit fraud. She paid for a professional video of her jump, including her landing and walking away. They are using it as evidence __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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