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Old 05-11-2017, 11:37 PM   #1066
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You mean they appreciate planting flowers in the daytime more than working on motorcycles after midnight?
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Old 05-12-2017, 06:35 AM   #1067
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Nice. This stuff matters.
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Old 05-12-2017, 07:11 AM   #1068
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Very nice. That neighborhood looks good.

Those would be expensive homes in Arlington.
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Old 05-12-2017, 09:06 AM   #1069
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You mean they appreciate planting flowers in the daytime more than working on motorcycles after midnight?
I know, crazy, right?
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Old 05-12-2017, 09:07 AM   #1070
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Very nice. That neighborhood looks good.

Those would be expensive homes in Arlington.
The taxes on my place are 10k/yr. That keeps prices down. These sell for high 2-low 300s I think.
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Old 05-12-2017, 04:19 PM   #1071
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Guess what we did today, tarheel?

The pics are blank on my screen big boy. Nothing like sleeping with that leg every night. She will train you like a circus lion. Jump here Jim. Over on the drum Jimbo. Through the hoops Jimmy.ha ha. In no time you have become like the rest of us. Chained to a ring in the floor until the lady needs you for a task.



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Old 05-12-2017, 04:36 PM   #1072
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You could buy a horse ranch , house, out buildings and 15 acres here for 150k.
Taxes run 80 bucks ac.




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Old 05-12-2017, 07:21 PM   #1073
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More grubbing around in the dirt this afternoon.
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Old 05-12-2017, 07:34 PM   #1074
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The pics are blank on my screen big boy. Nothing like sleeping with that leg every night. She will train you like a circus lion. Jump here Jim. Over on the drum Jimbo. Through the hoops Jimmy.ha ha. In no time you have become like the rest of us. Chained to a ring in the floor until the lady needs you for a task.



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It's so not like that, that I find that I'm the one suggesting projects and wanting to go get a couple more plants to make it look right. Maybe she's the whipped one?
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Old 05-12-2017, 08:12 PM   #1075
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You ain't whipped, you were already parlor trained. After roughing it alone, slowly putting the living space together, you woke up your desire to have Norman Rockwell yard laying dormant in your head. No he wants, she wants, you're a team with a shared goal, happily ever after.
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Old 05-13-2017, 02:14 PM   #1076
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Maybe she's the whipped one?


Yeah, you whisper that to yaself at night if it helps ya sleep. If that girl ain't the boss around there, you better fix that shit with a quickness, man.
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Old 05-13-2017, 03:12 PM   #1077
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That's like me giving you diet advice. There really doesn't need to be a Boss. I'm a bit more decisive about things, but I can tell when something is important to her. When we talked about her moving in, we would joke about the honey dew list. But the issue really is that she lived in a nice tidy town home. Moving into my hovel was a slight culture shock, so I want to make it as comfortable as I can. Just so she feels like this house is her home.

It's working.
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Old 05-13-2017, 03:25 PM   #1078
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That's like me giving you diet advice. There really doesn't need to be a Boss.
I don't get it. The first part.

I think you're taking this boss/whipped thing a bit seriously, too, when there was nothing but humor intended.

But, there's always a boss. Neither of you may realize it, but one of you is Boss. Usually, it's the one with the pussy.

BTW, 3 more pounds and I've lost a hundred.
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Old 05-13-2017, 03:33 PM   #1079
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And whomever thinks they are boss...It's usually the other one.
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Old 05-13-2017, 03:42 PM   #1080
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Nice work! I meant... Jokingly.... That you're single, so giving me relationship advice would be like me, a fat guy, giving you diet advice.

Meh.

And I used to think the same, but I'm finding that the role of Boss can be shifted back and forth by topic of discussion. I honestly don't think either of us is THE boss.
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