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Old 05-26-2016, 09:26 AM   #646
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That looks uncomfortable to work in.
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Old 05-26-2016, 10:09 AM   #647
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I saw a comment once about cosplay "breast armor" that if someone falls down while wearing it, the cleavage bit (which is, of course, a ridge on the inside) can crush your ribcage, and they wince whenever they see a costume like that.
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Old 05-30-2016, 11:55 AM   #648
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Old 05-30-2016, 02:50 PM   #649
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hahahah. That's frikkin brilliant
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Old 05-30-2016, 06:17 PM   #650
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OOPS! I forgot the critical reviews.

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I can't find a switch to turn it on, and it didn't come with batteries. This is not the "for her" product I was expecting. At all.

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Old 06-01-2016, 01:07 PM   #651
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Margaret Knight invented the first machine to make square bottom paper bags, and it only took a few months, along and a $100 a day(1871) patent lawyer, to get her credit.
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Old 06-03-2016, 10:03 AM   #652
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Old 06-09-2016, 09:24 PM   #653
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Old 06-21-2016, 03:17 PM   #654
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Old 06-23-2016, 11:47 PM   #655
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Could go here, could go in the Orlando thread....

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Old 06-24-2016, 12:01 PM   #656
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Wow. That was very moving.
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Old 06-24-2016, 02:09 PM   #657
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Vi Hart's videos are usually fun, but always interesting.
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Old 06-26-2016, 08:05 AM   #658
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Sufferagetto, the game.

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Old 11-05-2016, 07:20 PM   #659
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Sadly true...
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Old 11-07-2016, 07:06 AM   #660
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