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Old 06-01-2005, 05:56 PM   #31
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.......but when we had sex, he just could not come....
I have that problem every now and then. last night as a matter of fact. the g/f and I were gettin' after it in the living room after a few, ok 6, 7 or 8 beers and after i catch a buzz sometimes i just can't. it's REALLY frustrating! I was reassuring her that it wasn't her that it was me, she's the hottest chick i've dated in YEARS! just sometimes i hit that level of intoxication and just can't pop, and also, stay hard as a newly cut diamond for how ever long. i'm not bragging. actually, i'm gripping b/c like i said, it's really quite frustrating. especially when i see her feel disappointed and also like she's not doing her part when she is.

other than that, getting to use another part of the house was fun! my room mate had moved out three weeks ago so now the house is fair game!

p.s.- another thing that the problem could've been is that i have bad knees and the floor ain't that soft....
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Old 06-01-2005, 06:57 PM   #32
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... A pool table isn't very soft either, plthijinx.

I mean, uh, I wouldn't know.
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Old 06-01-2005, 06:57 PM   #33
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Ladys, girls. Your embarrassing me. If I was to get in bed with one of you, what would I need? Some Viagra or the $3k buck shot for a heart attact?
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Old 06-01-2005, 07:28 PM   #34
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I would suggest being prepared with both.
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:07 PM   #35
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:14 PM   #36
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How so?
i'm just surprised that with as dashing and deboner and fantastically cool as you are, that you haven't been gang raped by multiple cheerleader squads. that's all.
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:20 PM   #37
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i'm just surprised that with as dashing and deboner and fantastically cool as you are, that you haven't been gang raped by multiple cheerleader squads. that's all.
I'm amazed at that myself...I was never a huge fan of cheerleaders anyway, though.
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Old 06-02-2005, 12:44 AM   #38
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With respect to ZippyT's helpful illustration above ... Yo, he lay de ho.
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Old 06-02-2005, 04:17 AM   #39
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This came across my desk, pardon the fruedian slip. I read all these at work and don't have a landline at home so can't write long touchy feely posts. Also no GPRS/EDGE for you techno geeks.



I just hope your former love doesn't drop this in the shower.
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:28 AM   #40
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zippyt thank you for the picture! That pretty much made my morning.
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Old 06-02-2005, 09:05 AM   #41
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That picture makes me want to have sex right now, for some reason. They look so happy and they're having so much fun! I want some too.
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Old 06-02-2005, 09:17 AM   #42
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I've done a ton of drugs but they never made me ONCE want to do another girl. EVER.
You just haven't met the right girl yet...
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Old 06-02-2005, 09:27 AM   #43
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You just haven't met the right girl yet...
Ah, maybe so. *thinks* Naw. I'd kiss another girl but do the nasty with one? I don't think so. How would you know? Would you start kissing and if it felt good go from there and let it play out? Sometimes when I do things that are skirting my comfort zone--or even waaaay out of my comfort zone--I have an out of body experience. I think if I went any further with a woman, besides kissing her I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd have a big out of body experience. I'd have to REALLY like her.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Old 06-02-2005, 09:45 AM   #44
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OK, guys. Tell us how you like to have your pipe played. I'm all ears.



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Old 06-02-2005, 10:17 AM   #45
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