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Old 09-14-2008, 07:25 PM   #2551
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Good luck, Lookout.

Horse dude is in hospital....he does security on the weekends and got king hit with a baseball bat during a hold up at a service station.

Oh and I am back at work.
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Old 09-14-2008, 07:44 PM   #2552
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Mean people, health issues, and mean people.
Health issues? What's wrong?

The thing that's upsetting me today is leaving Friday night chat before MTP got really naughty.
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Old 09-14-2008, 09:42 PM   #2553
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Oh and I am back at work.
So now you're getting screwed a different way.
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Old 09-15-2008, 03:06 AM   #2554
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Best wishes for Lookout (and Horse-guy).

Say, is chat archived anywhere?
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Old 09-15-2008, 11:18 PM   #2555
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So now you're getting screwed a different way.
Yeah, and its really disappointing.

Horse dude is back at work..... ...friggen workaholic.
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Old 09-15-2008, 11:34 PM   #2556
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Naughty? I must have missed the naughty part. I thought things were fairly tame.
Yeah, turns out, ya did miss it. Sorry Ibz and Fstop.
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Old 09-16-2008, 05:51 AM   #2557
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I woke up to Sarah Palin's less than soothing voice on the radio this morn. 4, 8, 12, or 16 years of that...
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:41 AM   #2558
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I slipped and fell right on my face at school this afternoon.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:06 AM   #2559
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Holy Fuck, Ibby.....that looks painful.

Whats dental like over there?

Did you go to the dentist?
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:11 AM   #2560
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yeah.. it looked a lot worse before the dentist patched it up.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:23 AM   #2561
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Oooooooooooooow!
You poor thing.
That looks hellishly painful.

A friend of mine collapsed with dehydration in a club one summer and bit right through her lower lip. She had the added indignity of the club security telling the ambulance staff that she must be on drugs and having to painfully enunciate to the hospital that she wasn't.

Hope you get fixed up as good as new!

Bad news in my life: the cleaner’s daughter brought her dog in this morning (a Staffordshire Bull Terrier no less) and it chased Diz under the floorboards in the bathroom before I grabbed it and ejected it

He can get out – he’s been down there before - but he might not want to for a few days
When I left home he was growling rhythmically, probably as much to comfort himself as in protest
He wasn’t even interested in the ham I was dangling (and enticing saying, “Look! Hammy-ham-ham!”
I'm going to go back at lunchtime and check he's okay. Well, if not okay then at least still breathing.

When I went downstairs they all found it quite funny
I think I will go round to her house and scare her dog so much that he lies under a bed whimpering and refusing to come out for days and then have a good old belly laugh about it

Present company excepted of course, but dog owners are evil. Even Jesus said so - it was cut out of the Sermon on the Mount during the Middle Ages.

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Old 09-17-2008, 12:09 PM   #2562
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OW Ibz! How am I supposed to drunkenly make out w/ you now?

That sucks Sundae! I have my dogs, but I would be really upset if they caused that kind of trouble to someone's cat. Of course, the only one that would is the black lab, and I don't take him places that he could. Although, he catches cats in our yard, but their dumb for not paying attention to the "Beware Dog" signs . Our cat sits in the window and purposely taunts him, the screen on my parents' window is all torn up from him losing his head and going after the cat. Hehe, that cat is evil.
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:29 PM   #2563
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Ibz....good thing you didn't have that when you and I and MTP were fiddling about. I'd have been about set off by that pic, damn does that look painful. Worst thing I can think of any kind of impact trauma would be to the teeth. Hit my head, hit my body, hit my legs, but good Lord, don't hit my teeth.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, NASA is worried that they're running out of astronauts.
Send me the fuck up there! I don't care, it's cool with me!
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:45 PM   #2564
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Oooooooooooooow!
You poor thing.
That looks hellishly painful.

A friend of mine collapsed with dehydration in a club one summer and bit right through her lower lip. She had the added indignity of the club security telling the ambulance staff that she must be on drugs and having to painfully enunciate to the hospital that she wasn't.

Hope you get fixed up as good as new!

Bad news in my life: the cleaner’s daughter brought her dog in this morning (a Staffordshire Bull Terrier no less) and it chased Diz under the floorboards in the bathroom before I grabbed it and ejected it

He can get out – he’s been down there before - but he might not want to for a few days
When I left home he was growling rhythmically, probably as much to comfort himself as in protest
He wasn’t even interested in the ham I was dangling (and enticing saying, “Look! Hammy-ham-ham!”
I'm going to go back at lunchtime and check he's okay. Well, if not okay then at least still breathing.

When I went downstairs they all found it quite funny
I think I will go round to her house and scare her dog so much that he lies under a bed whimpering and refusing to come out for days and then have a good old belly laugh about it

Present company excepted of course, but dog owners are evil. Even Jesus said so - it was cut out of the Sermon on the Mount during the Middle Ages.
Our dog is afraid of our cats(of course he is also afraid of the mixer, the blender, brooms and mops, and oddly - square things in general)
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:51 PM   #2565
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We have a cat that wants to be a dog. We call her the 'puppy cat'. She's the only cat that's allowed outside because she doesn't really do anything except follow the dogs around. If they run to the fence because someone's going past, she runs to the fence. If they sit on their beds, she sits there with them. If they lay in my garden, she lays in the garden.

I wont be surprised at all if i hear her start barking one day.
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