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View Poll Results: Discovery of the toe makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted 3 6.98%
A little more attracted; it's risque 12 27.91%
Neither more or less attracted 6 13.95%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff 10 23.26%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul 12 27.91%
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Old 09-21-2005, 01:31 PM   #16
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Doesn't Goodwill want you to wash them first, Rat?

But here's the twist. What if we had a followup poll... aw hell, I'll just post it.
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:54 PM   #17
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only if the toeage is blue velvet.
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:07 PM   #18
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http://ctoe.bolt.com/

Find humor in the toe...
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Old 09-21-2005, 07:05 PM   #19
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only trashy/slutty women
Exactly.

And we men hate that. Just hate it to death.

But really, the reason I posted was I wanted to point out that right now on my new post search, this thread appeared right below the student/teacher thread. The result was that for a brief second the topics were conglomerated into one single thread about attractive teachers with cameltoes.
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Old 09-21-2005, 07:50 PM   #20
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The toe: Just look and don't pursue.
They WANT you to look. If you look too long you are trashy also.
Remember... you see one toe you seen 'em all. Yet that burning question: Innie or outie?
Imagination works well for me.
Cameltoe, Oh cameltoe.... whereforth art thou cameltoe?
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:21 AM   #21
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:31 AM   #22
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Cameltoe, Oh cameltoe....
Sung to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"??
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Old 09-22-2005, 10:54 AM   #23
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Not voting, but I think it's trashy.
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Old 09-22-2005, 01:51 PM   #24
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camel toe is gross. Usually at least -- I don't think I've ever personally seen an example that wasn't hanging from the bottom of something I wouldn't touch with your 10 foot pole, if you get me.
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:55 AM   #25
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It pays to advertise. Assuming, of course, that a gal who advertises wants to get paid. I mean, once you determine what kind of gal you have, everything after that is just haggling over the price.
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Old 10-17-2005, 05:59 AM   #26
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Old 10-17-2005, 07:23 AM   #27
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heehee... No we can all lick camel toes with a clean concious.
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Old 10-17-2005, 04:35 PM   #28
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For me, *anything* which is normally unseen, but revealed by some extreme of clothing choice by an attractive female, is stimulating to some extent.

Hell...I love panty lines.
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Old 10-17-2005, 05:51 PM   #29
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that rocked. thanks, bruce. i think that might be the first thing from the cellar that i've ever actually printed out for coworkers. as i type this, i hear the 4th person to read it laughing. like a wave going accross the room.
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Old 10-17-2005, 05:53 PM   #30
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camel toe is gross. Usually at least -- I don't think I've ever personally seen an example that wasn't hanging from the bottom of something I wouldn't touch with your 10 foot pole, if you get me.
hanging? puts one in mind of and old wallet. or a big roast beef sandwich
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