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Old 10-10-2006, 12:09 PM   #31
Flint
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update: bring a baby to court!

My court date arrived, and I had my Jeep running.
I'm waiting to be called on. My baby starts fussing a little.


Prosecutor: "Whoever has that baby, come up here next."
...... .... ......"Is this your only ticket? I can dismiss this."

She starts filling out some paperwork...I'm still sitting there.

Prosesutor: "That's it. You can go."

Me:...... ....."Is it dismissed?"

Prosecutor: "It's dismissed."

They didn't even ask me if it was fixed! ha ha ha
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:38 PM   #32
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Thought of this thread a couple of times recently as we have been behind a couple of people with NO DAMN brake lights!
Now those fools need a ticket.
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Old 10-10-2006, 01:29 PM   #33
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Prosecutor: "It's dismissed."
Awesome.
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