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Old 10-03-2018, 07:35 AM   #1
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What do you do with dead mice?

Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them.
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:16 AM   #2
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We have these plastic sleeves that newspapers are delivered in. Mouse goes in sleeve, tie a knot, throw in trash can. Keeps flies down.
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:21 AM   #3
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Rich people wasting protein.
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:28 PM   #4
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All the dead mice I've ever seen were promptly swallowed by a snake.
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:14 PM   #5
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Dead mice go wherever's handy. Usually out the back door.

Live mice, from sticky traps or live traps, go to the maintenance building at the local city park. Pull that big sliding door away from the building just a li'l bit, in ya go.

I don't like the guy that does park maintenance.
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:15 PM   #6
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Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them.
I laughed at that visual.

Larfed, actually.
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:27 PM   #7
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I always threw my trapped dead mice on the hill next to the shithole. Area cats would find them and eat them right off the traps.

I did not re-use the traps
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Old 10-03-2018, 02:39 PM   #8
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Always re-use the traps.

Psychological warfare.
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Old 10-03-2018, 08:02 PM   #9
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I have had one for years that I didn't find for a while after it got snapped.
Ants and whatever cleaned it up to a perfect little skeleton and that is how it remains, trap and all.
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:18 PM   #10
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over the scant wire fence into brush area of the unbuilt lot behind. The dead mice we get are usually gifts and usually incomplete....
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Old 10-04-2018, 05:09 PM   #11
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Dead mice make fine pets for dead hobos.
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:17 PM   #12
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to yonder woods with yer we dead Ass !!
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Old 10-04-2018, 07:26 PM   #13
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no-one has a recipe then?
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Old 10-04-2018, 08:50 PM   #14
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It's difficult to come up with a good recipe for mice that are past their expiration date.
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Old 10-04-2018, 08:54 PM   #15
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Need a vintage cookbook, maybe?
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