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Old 01-14-2014, 09:42 AM   #1
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Thumbs up Noobsauce In Your Grill!
You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away?

Yeah, me too, ALL the time.

Glad we could reach a connection point early on by finding an experience I'm sure at one point in time that we've all shared.

Thanks and see you around.

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Old 01-14-2014, 09:51 AM   #2
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Hi Prince Of The 404,
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Old 01-14-2014, 10:00 AM   #3
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Hi Prince Of The 404,
welcome!
Thank you very much.
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Old 01-14-2014, 10:54 AM   #4
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Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.






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Old 01-14-2014, 10:59 AM   #5
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Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here.






I Not Krazy I'm OK They Will Never Take Me Away!!!
My old cell-mate gave me THAT same advice and proclaimed the very same thing. Big Bubba Johnson....that you?
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Old 01-14-2014, 11:25 AM   #6
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hmmm.
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Old 01-14-2014, 11:32 AM   #7
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hmmm.
Hmmm, indeed.

I like your signature....Sometimes I enjoy ingesting medium quantities of Strychnine, Asbestos, Silica sand and Thallium mixed in a shot glass with liquefied Zyklon B, that's given to me by a 6'7 Jewish man named Vilhem Von Klassen-burg, who likes to be called Amelia Earhart.

Coincidence? I didn't think so either.
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Old 01-14-2014, 11:41 AM   #8
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Definitely not a coincidence.
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Old 01-14-2014, 11:54 AM   #9
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Definitely not a coincidence.
See?
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:04 PM   #10
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:19 PM   #11
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Hello Prince.
I'm not sure I understood a word of your post.

Oh, except for the naked bit.
Pics or it never happened.
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Old 01-14-2014, 02:58 PM   #12
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LOVE The Eagles....
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Old 01-14-2014, 02:58 PM   #13
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Hello Prince.
I'm not sure I understood a word of your post.

Oh, except for the naked bit.
Pics or it never happened.
Are we trading?
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Old 01-14-2014, 03:06 PM   #14
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You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away?
Get. Out. Of. My. Head.
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I think I'll just loosen the cork on that bottle of mind bleach, I think I'm gonna be needing to keep it handy any time soon
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