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Old 04-09-2019, 06:39 PM   #1
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A Quiz Bicoz

bicoz why not?

1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling asleep on the toilet and falling off? Anvil dropping on your head.....?

2) What is the most obscene English word you know?

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable
a pencil
a ballpoint pen
a paperclip
an emery board
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left
a tampon
a condom

4) What would you name a racehorse

5) Are dandelions weeds to you?

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees?
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Old 04-09-2019, 06:51 PM   #2
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1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling asleep on the toilet and falling off? Anvil dropping on your head.....? Losing a finger. Any sufficiently large pair of cutters makes me weirdly aware of it.

2) What is the most obscene English word you know? Cumdumpster

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable
a pencil
a ballpoint pen
a paperclip
an emery board
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left
a tampon
a condom

Condom, matches, key, paperclip, both batteries

4) What would you name a racehorse Peelikah

5) Are dandelions weeds to you? Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm going to do anything about them.

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees? Breeze, times a thousand. I have a hyperacusis problem with water sounds.
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Old 04-09-2019, 08:01 PM   #3
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6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees? Breeze, times a thousand. I have a hyperacusis problem with water sounds.

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Old 04-11-2019, 05:35 PM   #4
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1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling asleep on the toilet and falling off? Anvil dropping on your head.....?

Dying on a rollercoaster. It seems like a stupid way to go; look! I'm pretending to flirt with death! Oops.

2) What is the most obscene English word you know?

Cock holster? Puss nuts? Donald Trump?

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable
a pencil
a ballpoint pen
a paperclip
an emery board
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left
a tampon
a condom

Tampon, Condom, Matches, Pencil, Paperclip, Key

4) What would you name a racehorse

Dead Last. That way when the horse wins the announcer will have to say "And the winner is Dead Last." I like confusion.

5) Are dandelions weeds to you?

Nah. But my neighbor? Holy shit, don't get her started.

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees?

Always the breeze. Water is relentless and deafening.
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Old 04-11-2019, 07:46 PM   #5
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1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling asleep on the toilet and falling off? Anvil dropping on your head.....?

Becoming paralyzed somehow.

2) What is the most obscene English word you know?

Assuming you mean The Queen's English...Cunt.

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable
a pencil - fire-starting aid, messages
a ballpoint pen - parts, use for fishing, messages, make a compass, maybe
a paperclip - fishing hook, custom bendable clip, compass, maybe
an emery board
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left - fire, duh
a tampon - firestarter
a condom - water carrier, water-proof storage, safe-sex

4) What would you name a racehorse

This Other Horse, or This Fucking Guy...Just imagine the call: "On the outside it's This Fucking Guy!"

5) Are dandelions weeds to you?

Yep.

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees?

Breeze in the trees.
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Old 04-11-2019, 08:19 PM   #6
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1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear?



4) What would you name a racehorse



2) What is the most obscene English word you know?

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Old 04-12-2019, 01:17 PM   #7
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bicoz why not?

1) What is the ridiculous injury you secretly fear? Falling in dog shit.

2) What is the most obscene English word you know? Golf.

3) Armageddon is here. You and your buddy seem to be the only survivors but you still decide to split up... you pool your pocket contents and decide to each take half of the items. Somehow it ends up you choosing all your items first. Which 6 things do you take and why? There are:
Two AA batteries, one regular, one rechargeable - I needed a 6th thing
a pencil - for writin'
a ballpoint pen
a paperclip - cuz McGyver
an emery board - mah toe nail
a ringpull off a can
a large button
a key - prolly for a gun safe
a promotional book of safety matches with 3 left - fire is fun
a tampon
a condom

4) What would you name a racehorse? Piss

5) Are dandelions weeds to you? Nope.

6) Relaxing outdoors, do you prefer to hear moving water or a breeze in the trees? Yes.
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