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Old 06-11-2019, 10:18 AM   #1276
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Originally Posted by BigV View Post
That English Ivy is the devil.

It's considered a noxious weed around here. I've ripped out miles of vines. It kills trees from above and below, strangling the roots and crushing the canopy.

Kill it on sight.
There's a crab apple tree out on the road which has been almost completely smothered by ivy.

Only a few branches ever see the light of day and they are only apparent when there's blossom.

The ivy is so dense around the trunk that you can't actually touch it.

I know, I've tried!
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Old 06-12-2019, 06:49 AM   #1277
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It's fun to saw that yew has a yaw. (sorry)
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
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Old 06-12-2019, 12:37 PM   #1278
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That yew told me to say "Fuck all yaw."

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