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Old 07-23-2018, 06:19 PM   #1
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Air Fryer or Huge Cock?

I got the Instant Pot pressure cooker for Christmas this year. I had Santa get it for Amanda, but as I do 95% of the cooking, it was really for me(shhh).



I love it, and use it weekly. I'm wondering about air fryers now. I have a conventional fryer. I think I posted some cooks on here when I was snowed in a couple winters ago.... But the air fryer is interesting. I'm considering putting it on my birthday list. It's either that or this big Rooster:
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I'm getting some resistance from Amanda about the giant cock in the yard, but I think it will look alright:
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maybe over here:


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So, what do you know about air fryers?
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Old 07-23-2018, 06:42 PM   #2
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pro-cock

exposed to an electric smoker this weekend, would place above air fryer
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Old 07-23-2018, 07:06 PM   #3
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another vote for smoker

i do not know first hand but i understand that a lot of women will object to a huge cock
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Old 07-23-2018, 08:18 PM   #4
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What I'm gonna do with a smoker?


The thing I like about the instapot is that I can cook the whole meal up in one pot, and make very little mess doing it. AND it takes about an hour start to finish to make a real meal.



The air fryer looks like it could add the crispy food element. Pressure cookers tend to make everything taste the same and it's easy to overcook meat and veggies.
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:08 PM   #5
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that same meal will take 12 hours in the smoker sorry to say



but, ain't nothin' ever been fried in air, come on now. air fryer. pullin mah leg. somebody at the factory said hey go make a batch of hair dryers and they made air fryers instead and now they got to get rid of them
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Old 07-23-2018, 09:46 PM   #6
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The air fryer will blow a mist of oil rather than submerge and saturate it in high calorie oil. Better bet for time saving for lazy busy chefs.
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Old 07-24-2018, 01:21 AM   #7
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I've only watched a couple reviews, but it seemed like they flash dehydrate, using the fat from what you put in to create the fried exterior. Gotta look for one where they make bacon....

Nunna youse guise has one?
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Old 07-24-2018, 02:13 PM   #8
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I bought myself something similar to the Hot Pot last Xmas, and I love it. SO much better than using a traditional pressure cooker.

As for the question at hand, I think you all know that I'm a big cock kinda gal.

My local farm store has one that I've been eyeing for months. I figure at some point, they'll drop the price and it will be MINE!
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Old 07-24-2018, 06:06 PM   #9
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A big cock like that, you want it closer to the street. Increases curb appeal.
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Old 07-24-2018, 06:30 PM   #10
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pro-cock

exposed to an electric smoker this weekend, would place above air fryer
Ya I have an electric smoker and it works good. Mostly I smoke King Mackerel not the big ones, but small ones pulled out of a gill net for free just a hours labor.
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Old 07-24-2018, 06:47 PM   #11
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I got the Instant Pot pressure cooker for Christmas this year. I had Santa get it for Amanda, but as I do 95% of the cooking, it was really for me(shhh).



I love it, and use it weekly. I'm wondering about air fryers now. I have a conventional fryer. I think I posted some cooks on here when I was snowed in a couple winters ago.... But the air fryer is interesting. I'm considering putting it on my birthday list. It's either that or this big Rooster:
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I'm getting some resistance from Amanda about the giant cock in the yard, but I think it will look alright:
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maybe over here:


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So, what do you know about air fryers?
I'm going to get one as I had some fried chicken that was delicious.
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Old 07-24-2018, 07:01 PM   #12
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I bought myself something similar to the Hot Pot last Xmas, and I love it. SO much better than using a traditional pressure cooker.

As for the question at hand, I think you all know that I'm a big cock kinda gal.

My local farm store has one that I've been eyeing for months. I figure at some point, they'll drop the price and it will be MINE!
Only $200 at Tractor Supply.!
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Old 07-24-2018, 07:04 PM   #13
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I would plant your big cock at the corner of your walkway and the city sidewalk.
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Old 07-24-2018, 08:12 PM   #14
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If anyone complains about your big cock in the yard, attach it to a swivel anchored to the roof and call it a weather vane.
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Old 07-24-2018, 08:35 PM   #15
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By the way your house looks so much better since Amanda went there. It used to look like a small towns funeral parlor.
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