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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Welcome back.
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02-08-2015, 11:22 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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02-09-2015, 02:43 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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That reminds me of the episode of "Boston Legal" where the client's mother with the artificial eye would get over agitated and her eye would pop out and go rolling around the room.
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02-09-2015, 04:07 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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This...
...but, texting is illegal.
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02-09-2015, 04:15 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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NO NO NO, Don't touch that.... THAT button is the landing gear
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02-09-2015, 04:21 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
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Driver caught using laptop, mobile phone and headphones at the wheel in rush-hour. |
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02-10-2015, 02:09 PM
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Between my ears
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02-10-2015, 02:15 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Buckinghamshire UK
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Last edited by Carruthers; 02-10-2015 at 02:35 PM. Reason: To tidy up quote box.... and failed in the attempt. |
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02-10-2015, 02:21 PM
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Between my ears
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more like Navy perhaps?
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02-13-2015, 12:33 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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I want two of those.
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02-14-2015, 06:52 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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I saw an ad for an Occ Doc in Kittery, Maine, for the Portsmouth Naval Base. Wonder if I'd get to drive one of those, if I took the job?
Going to spend a week in June at CAMI, the Civilian Aerospace Medical Institute, learning aerospace medicine and getting qualified to do FAA physicals. CAMI looks amazing, on the internet at least. I hope they show us all the research labs etc. Here in NW PA I'll just be doing basic stuff, but if it's fantastically cool in June, I could be persuaded to jump ship and do more aerospace medicine.
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02-14-2015, 08:03 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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My daughter had to get certified to give vision tests to those in the merchant marine.
Pretty basic test instuments ... 
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02-14-2015, 08:47 PM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Hmm ... when I get folks in for physicals for the merchant marine, the vision tests are more extensive.
Although for truckers, testing for red/amber/green is all that's required. You can use a high-tech expensive Titmus machine, or you can provide ten or fifteen pieces of yarn in different colors (that include the above three) and ask the candidate to pick out red, amber, and green. It doesn't have to be high-tech, just reasonably accurate. If the lamps are the precise thing encountered at sea, carry on. If not, testing should probably be a bit more specific.
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02-15-2015, 07:22 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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Ooops, my mistake. I guess she was talking about testing truckers
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02-15-2015, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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My old eye doc had me flip through a book and read the hidden numbers on the pages for the color test. He made me come in every six months and buy contacts directly from him and do that color blind test each visit. I think I was funding his beach mansion. Finally I switched docs and the new one gave me the color blind test as a new patient, and never again.
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