Random thread picker

[SteveDallas]

I believe he was looking for my photoshop of what the young lady's friends did to her while she was passed out.

http://www.deathtongue.net/cellar/dayafter.jpg

[HungLikeJesus]

SD -- I see your random thread picker spawning a whole new interest in the Cellar. Posting will skyrocket, the tip jar will be overflowing, UT will make so much money he'll quit his new job.

World-wide productivity will plummet.

Cellarites will lose their jobs, quit cooking, stop talking to their families and become virtual hermits, stop paying their bills and become homeless, spend all of their time in internet cafes and libraries, forget to eat, and die.

Thanks SteveDallas.

[glatt]

Originally Posted by HLJ

SD -- I see your random thread picker spawning a whole new interest in the Cellar. Posting will skyrocket, the tip jar will be overflowing, UT will make so much money he'll quit his new job.

World-wide productivity will plummet.

Cellarites will lose their jobs, quit cooking, stop talking to their families and become virtual hermits, stop paying their bills and become homeless, spend all of their time in internet cafes and libraries, forget to eat, and die.

Thanks SteveDallas.

You kid, but I've already looked at about 20 random old threads. Some were really good. I can see this being a huge time waster.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by HLJ

I thought that it would be interesting to read some of the old threads, but don't really have time to read very many.

--snip--

If a thread interests me I'll post a response, so don't be surprised if you start seeing old threads popping up.

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Share and enjoy.

http://www.deathtongue.net/cellar/random.pl

(note: all this does is pick a random number between 1 and 14678 and plug it in where the thread number goes. The number that comes back may refer to a thread that's been deleted, is in a restricted area, etc. etc.)

I've been doing this for years. "click here", find a title that interests you, and read away!

Originally Posted by lumberjim

that should be a link down by the cookies thinger.

Bonus points to the first poster who knows what already in place built-in cellar option this represents.

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by BigV

Bonus points to the first poster who knows what already in place built-in cellar option this represents.

Stalking. For instance, I go to HLJ's profile, see where he is now, and follow him from post to post.

[HungLikeJesus]

You'ld have to find someone more interesting than me. And what if your stalker starts stalking you?

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by HLJ

And what if your stalker starts stalking you?

I don't know. The world might implode and we'd end up in a black hole or something.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by BigV

I've been doing this for years. "click here", find a title that interests you, and read away!

Bonus points to the first poster who knows what already in place built-in cellar option this represents.

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Stalking. For instance, I go to HLJ's profile, see where he is now, and follow him from post to post.

This is the cellar's existing built-in *stalking* option?! Um, ok. Maybe I'll just put you on my ignore list out of self defense. Can I get my User CP notarized? Sheesh.

[Uisge Beatha]

Originally Posted by HLJ

And what if your stalker starts stalking you?

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I don't know. The world might implode and we'd end up in a black hole or something.

No, nothing will happen; by definition, your stalker is already stalking you.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Stalking. For instance, I go to HLJ's profile, see where he is now, and follow him from post to post.

By the way, the link I posted has nothing whatsoever to do with going to any user's profile.

[Shawnee123]

I give up. What is the option?

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Uisge Beatha

No, nothing will happen; by definition, your stalker is already stalking you.

Uisge, I'm glad you caught that.

By the way, now that I know that uisge is whiskey, I see your name as Whiskey Breath.

[Uisge Beatha]

Originally Posted by BigV

Bonus points to the first poster who knows what already in place built-in cellar option this represents.

It looks like the 'Who's Online' option from the 'Quick Links' menu towards the upper-right.

Originally Posted by HLJ

By the way, now that I know that uisge is whiskey, I see your name as Whiskey Breath.

I like that!

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Uisge Beatha

It looks like the 'Who's Online' option from the 'Quick Links' menu towards the upper-right.

No more callers, please. We have a winner!

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by HLJ

Cellarites will lose their jobs . . . stop talking to their families . . . stop paying their bills . . . become homeless

It's cool. Their bosses, coworkers, family members, creditors, bill collectors, utility companies, bankers, landlords, real estate agents, and sheriffs will be glued to The Cellar too.

Originally Posted by HLJ

forget to eat, and die.

Details. Somebody will invent The Matrix before it comes to that. (Or at least before it comes to that for EVERYBODY.)

Originally Posted by HLJ

Thanks SteveDallas.

I live to serve humanity.