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Old 10-26-2010, 11:21 AM   #1591
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Whatever happened to Cowhead?
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:22 AM   #1592
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see wtf nsfw thread
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:50 PM   #1593
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ouch, that was bad.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:06 PM   #1594
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sorry. it was fresh in my mind

(the cow's too...)
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:34 PM   #1595
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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?


It's ass.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:35 PM   #1596
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Who is cowhead?
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:40 PM   #1597
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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?


It's ass.
one of my favorites.

That and "What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?"

Doyouthinkhesaurus
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:45 PM   #1598
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:07 PM   #1599
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Where has Grimlock been?
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Old 10-27-2010, 12:49 AM   #1600
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one of my favorites.

That and "What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?"

Doyouthinkhesaurus
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idear
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Old 10-27-2010, 07:53 AM   #1601
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also one on my favorites. In fact we've probably now covered my entire joke repertoire.
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Old 10-27-2010, 07:56 AM   #1602
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Pilau's favourite joke:

Did you hear about the dog with no nose?

A dog without nose? How does he smell?

Terrible!
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Old 10-27-2010, 08:04 AM   #1603
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yeah, I save that one for the first-graders
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:28 PM   #1604
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:35 PM   #1605
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You know what I'd do if I had a dog that looked like you?

Shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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