3/7/2003: Mini bull!

Undertoad · 03-07-2003, 12:45 PM

Happy Friday to Sperlock for suggesting this for a Friday image. It's from this Miniature Bull web site.

And no, it's not photoshopping this time -- I'm nearly certain!

Not far from where I grew up there was a miniature horse farm. I mentioned this before but one of my science teachers used the mini horses as an example in a class. He was teaching us genetics, and pointed out that while a lot of people focus on genetic mutation as where evolution gets kicked off, we really have a lot of genetic variation built into us right now.

And enough genetic variation in bulls and horses that, if you really wanted to, you could produce tiny ones in a few generations.

03-07-2003, 01:07 PM

Linky linky brokey brokey.

Undertoad · 03-07-2003, 01:17 PM

fixed

xoxoxoBruce · 03-07-2003, 08:34 PM

Since these things aren't good for anything except pets, I wonder if it's a plot by the carpet industry.

elSicomoro · 03-07-2003, 08:48 PM

Or seat cover makers

Nothing But Net · 03-07-2003, 09:05 PM

Small venue cow plop bingo

Sperlock · 03-07-2003, 09:13 PM

Interestingly enough there is a place I drive by coming home from work that supposedly sells miniature horses. Haven't seen any of them, however.

I seem to be in a strange enough mood tonight, wanting to tell this very bad joke:

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull dozer.

I haven't even taken my medication yet.

Akhasha · 03-07-2003, 09:49 PM

Animals this size are more efficient for small farms, they are far from useless. They don't take as long to mature and harvesting one should render a few weeks worth of meat to throw in the freezer. Being smaller also means their hooves will do less soil damage. They are advocated for use in permaculture
The downside is a karmic/ethical one - it means snuffing out more mammalian sentience for a given amount of meat. Not that this bothers many people...

wolf · 03-08-2003, 01:10 AM

These bitty-bulls have many uses.

Midget Rodeo just got a lot more viable.

The excitement and joys of livestock farming are now available to people in apartments or with small backyards.

They are also perfect for cheesesteaks. One bull, one roll, one steak.

Also, talk about your niche market ... miniature cow milk. Guaranteed not to contain any bovine growth hormone.

moo.

jaguar · 03-08-2003, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Midget Rodeo just got a lot more viable.

You've been watching too much jackass

elSicomoro · 03-08-2003, 01:30 AM

...and they were called mini-moos...

elSicomoro · 03-08-2003, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf
Midget Rodeo just got a lot more viable.

The Big Dwarf Rodeo

wolf · 03-08-2003, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaguar

You've been watching too much jackass

I've never seen jackass. I'm out of the demographic. I'm not allowed.

Being Australian, jag, you probably don't know that once you turn 30 in america they take MTV off your cable system. It's replaced at that point by VH1.

When you hit 40, VH1 goes, and you have Lifetime and The Food Network.

Nothing But Net · 03-08-2003, 01:42 AM

Big Dwarf Rodeo, and Cow Plop Bingo, for that matter, would be excellent names for rock bands!

How about the Cellar Orchestra?

Does anyone play? I'm OK with a harmonica and my vocal cords are Rod Stewartish (due to 30 years of smoking)

With today technology we don't even have to be together. This could be interesting.

Anyone have sound mix software?

elSicomoro · 03-08-2003, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
Big Dwarf Rodeo, and Cow Plop Bingo, for that matter, would be excellent names for rock bands!

"Big Dwarf Rodeo" is actually the name of a Reverend Horton Heat song, from his first album.

I don't do well on instruments, but I do sing/scream/yell/croon/whatever. I still have my mic and Gorilla amp somewhere around here.

03-07-2003, 12:45 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	3/7/2003: Mini bull! Happy Friday to Sperlock for suggesting this for a Friday image. It's from this Miniature Bull web site. And no, it's not photoshopping this time -- I'm nearly certain! Not far from where I grew up there was a miniature horse farm. I mentioned this before but one of my science teachers used the mini horses as an example in a class. He was teaching us genetics, and pointed out that while a lot of people focus on genetic mutation as where evolution gets kicked off, we really have a lot of genetic variation built into us right now. And enough genetic variation in bulls and horses that, if you really wanted to, you could produce tiny ones in a few generations.

03-07-2003, 09:13 PM	#7
Sperlock Elite Elitist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 322	Interestingly enough there is a place I drive by coming home from work that supposedly sells miniature horses. Haven't seen any of them, however. I seem to be in a strange enough mood tonight, wanting to tell this very bad joke: What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer. I haven't even taken my medication yet. __________________ Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. - Anonymous http://informationthreshold.blogspot.com, http://spiritualthreshold.blogspot.com

03-07-2003, 09:49 PM	#8
Akhasha Resident-in-Training Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7	Small Livestock Animals this size are more efficient for small farms, they are far from useless. They don't take as long to mature and harvesting one should render a few weeks worth of meat to throw in the freezer. Being smaller also means their hooves will do less soil damage. They are advocated for use in permaculture The downside is a karmic/ethical one - it means snuffing out more mammalian sentience for a given amount of meat. Not that this bothers many people...

03-08-2003, 01:10 AM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	These bitty-bulls have many uses. Midget Rodeo just got a lot more viable. The excitement and joys of livestock farming are now available to people in apartments or with small backyards. They are also perfect for cheesesteaks. One bull, one roll, one steak. Also, talk about your niche market ... miniature cow milk. Guaranteed not to contain any bovine growth hormone. moo. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Since these things aren't good for anything except pets, I wonder if it's a plot by the carpet industry.

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elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Or seat cover makers

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Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Small venue cow plop bingo

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elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	...and they were called mini-moos...

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Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Big Dwarf Rodeo, and Cow Plop Bingo, for that matter, would be excellent names for rock bands! How about the Cellar Orchestra? Does anyone play? I'm OK with a harmonica and my vocal cords are Rod Stewartish (due to 30 years of smoking) With today technology we don't even have to be together. This could be interesting. Anyone have sound mix software?

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