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Old 10-25-2010, 02:52 AM   #136
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:22 AM   #137
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Because we're to rich to eat offal.
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:28 AM   #138
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Even the thought of Haggis makes me barf. I appreciate living in a country where I can refuse without offending because the law is on my side..
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:41 AM   #139
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As a vegetarian, I prefer to see the Haggis running free on the mountainsides where they belong.
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:45 AM   #140
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Would that be Haggi or Haggises?
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:13 AM   #141
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Watermelon is a vegetable.
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:29 AM   #142
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Because we're to rich to eat offal.
That's awful.
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:28 AM   #143
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But yet hot dogs and ground beef and sausage are legal....
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Old 10-26-2010, 04:00 PM   #144
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Watermelon is a vegetable.
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Watermelon (Citrullus lanatus (Thunb.), family Cucurbitaceae) can be both the fruit and the plant of a vine-like (scrambler and trailer) plant originally from southern Africa, and is one of the most common types of melon. This flowering plant produces a special type of fruit known by botanists as a pepo, a berry which has a thick rind (exocarp) and fleshy center (mesocarp and endocarp); pepos are derived from an inferior ovary, and are characteristic of the Cucurbitaceae. The watermelon fruit, loosely considered a type of melon (although not in the genus Cucumis), has a smooth exterior rind (green, yellow and sometimes white) and a juicy, sweet interior flesh (usually pink, but sometimes orange, yellow, red and sometimes green if not ripe). It is also commonly used to make a variety of salads, most notably fruit salad.
So there. Watermelon is a fruit. And it's special. And that's one big berry.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:15 PM   #145
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it's still a vegetable. And it's the state vegetable of Oklahoma.

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Old 10-26-2010, 08:27 PM   #146
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That is an odd explanation of why watermelon would be a vegetable. Biologically, it is a fruit, because it is the seed container. Likewise, cucumbers and gourds are also fruits, biologically. They are colloquially considered vegetables because they are not sweet, and due to tradition, neither of which applies to watermelon.

Of course, 'vegetable' doesn't have a biological meaning akin to fruit, so definitions are somewhat subjective.

And one could definitely say it's not an animal or mineral.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:52 PM   #147
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:03 PM   #148
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listen, Oklahoma says it's a vegetable, so it's freaking vegetable, OKAY?



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That is an odd explanation of why watermelon would be a vegetable. Biologically, it is a fruit, because it is the seed container. Likewise, cucumbers and gourds are also fruits, biologically. They are colloquially considered vegetables because they are not sweet, and due to tradition, neither of which applies to watermelon.

Of course, 'vegetable' doesn't have a biological meaning akin to fruit, so definitions are somewhat subjective.

And one could definitely say it's not an animal or mineral.
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:03 AM   #149
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Well...I'd argue with you, but, I ain't fucking with Oklahoma.
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:41 PM   #150
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And it's the state vegetable of Oklahoma.
Terry Schivo was the state vegetable of Florida.
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