The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 785

xoxoxoBruce · 10-29-2015, 06:04 PM

Probably a Hungry Hungry Hippo, who's been anally probed then dumped in the ocean by Martians, as a warning to Earth to stay the hell away from their water supply. They've seen what we've done to our own.

Pamela · 10-29-2015, 08:46 PM

Dolphin.

Crimson Ghost · 10-30-2015, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nowhereman

He's pining for the fjords ............

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This whale is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't trapped 'im under the ice 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-WHALE!!

That being said, I've a lovely whale stew recipe 'round here somewhere....

Crimson Ghost · 10-30-2015, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Probably a Hungry Hungry Hippo, who's been anally probed then dumped in the ocean by Martians, as a warning to Earth to stay the hell away from their water supply. They've seen what we've done to our own.

Say that a little slower and huskier, kind of like Lauren Bacall, but wait until I get my Vaseline...

Griff · 10-30-2015, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pamela

Dolphin.

*ding*

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2015, 11:33 AM

Shark!

Gravdigr · 11-02-2015, 04:44 PM

Gravdigr · 11-02-2015, 04:45 PM

Name: Ronald_Is_Right.jpg
Views: 444
Size: 67.1 KB

Sundae · 11-03-2015, 07:07 AM

Now that is fantastic.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-04-2015, 12:58 AM

I don't get it, this was 1979, where are the Rockers? Are they gone by then?
It says new tribes but the Mods aren't new in '79, they go way back to the same era as the Rockers.
Were they ASBO-ed out of existence?

glatt · 11-04-2015, 05:30 AM

The name of that Bill Murray character on SNL is "Honker." Carl Spackler is very similar to "Honker" but is more articulate.

glatt · 11-05-2015, 02:47 PM

Name: brakes.jpg
Views: 327
Size: 69.8 KB

Happy Monkey · 11-05-2015, 02:52 PM

They should check their brake pads.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-05-2015, 02:55 PM

Got his money's worth out of both the pads and rotors.

I wonder if that was a lockup at speed? Not a panic stop but failure to release.

Gravdigr · 11-05-2015, 03:10 PM

That had to make a noise.

10-29-2015, 06:04 PM	#11761
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Probably a Hungry Hungry Hippo, who's been anally probed then dumped in the ocean by Martians, as a warning to Earth to stay the hell away from their water supply. They've seen what we've done to our own. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-30-2015, 11:33 AM	#11766
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Shark! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-02-2015, 04:44 PM	#11767
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-02-2015, 04:45 PM	#11768
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-03-2015, 07:07 AM	#11769
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Now that is fantastic. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-29-2015, 08:46 PM	#11762
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	Dolphin.

11-04-2015, 12:58 AM	#11770
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't get it, this was 1979, where are the Rockers? Are they gone by then? It says new tribes but the Mods aren't new in '79, they go way back to the same era as the Rockers. Were they ASBO-ed out of existence? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-04-2015, 05:30 AM	#11771
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	The 'What the fuck!' thread The name of that Bill Murray character on SNL is "Honker." Carl Spackler is very similar to "Honker" but is more articulate.

11-05-2015, 02:47 PM	#11772
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717

11-05-2015, 02:52 PM	#11773
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	They should check their brake pads. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-05-2015, 02:55 PM	#11774
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Got his money's worth out of both the pads and rotors. I wonder if that was a lockup at speed? Not a panic stop but failure to release. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-05-2015, 03:10 PM	#11775
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That had to make a noise. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)